How Many Days In A Row Will The Hardo Skydiver Who Is Jumping From Outer Space Keep Postponing His Jump?
So I blogged about this hardo a month ago. The dude who is literally skydiving from outer space like an asshole. Social media is all abuzz with people talking about how cool it is and shit. (Probably Red Bull employees) Well today for the 2nd straight day he pussied out from jumping. It was too windy or he broke a nail or some shit like that. And that means tomorrow for the 3rd straight day we have to go through this same song and dance with this clown. Honestly he’s quickly becoming my most hated man in the universe. I mean jump, don’t jump I don’t give a fuck. But pick one of the other and get it over with. Because this publicity stunt of taking your little spaceship into the sky and then pretending you’re going to do it and then getting cold feet is getting real old real fast. Like you want to be some awesome daredevil? Well say you’re going to do something and then do it. Stop being a pussy. You think Dana Kutz wouldn’t jump because it’s too windy? Fuck no. That guy did it right. Back when being a daredevil was for the love of the game not because Red Bull paid you tons of money to be a coward. And how is just falling from the sky qualify you as an athlete anyway? I could do that shit too. Just drop me and I’ll fall like a champ.
the term “hardo” is insufferable
everytime fieghtleburg posts a blog, a puppy dies and a cat gains another life
The guy holding the 7.5 sign needs a punch in the testicals
Hardo blog
I’m guessing his giant balls diffused most of the impact…
this guy should just fuck that bitch who keeps trying to swim to Cuba every year and they can have the biggest failure babies ever
A blogger calling a dude who is going to break the sound barrier by falling to earth a hardo? Sounds about right.
Do they even do that high-dive shit anymore? That used to be awesome on Wide World of Sports. Jim McKay. Boom.
Really making that Michigan education look like something special with that commentary pres. This dudes blood could boil from a combination of the lack of pressure from being 20 miles above earth, and that he will be going over 700 miles an hour. What a pussy!
I know this is a hapless attempt @ sarcasm, but listen you dumb motherfucker this dude Felix is about to do something so extreme no human on planet earth has ever done before and only 1 other has even tried and it was not nearly as far up. He is going to fall for literally 20 minutes straight, he will reach speeds of up to 700+mph w/ nothing around him but an experimental suit (part of the mission is testing of this suit), his blood/organs can literally boil if something goes wrong, it is easily one of if not THE most badass thing I can think of for 1 individual to do on their own, for you to make light of it as a miserable attempt at humor just shows what an ignorant asshole you really are. Not funny, just stupid.
This will be a day of two “firsts” for mankind: The first time a human has ever traveled faster than the speed of sound while free falling, and the first time that a human has ever shit himself while wearing a space suit.
Oh please – this guy is a fucking idiot. His blood/organs can boil?? I can guarantee his blood/organs don’t boil, and they can still test the suit. Want to know how? Put a fucking monkey in the suit. Done. This guy is just an asshole and loves attention.
Usually you’re way off in dickbag land Pres, but in this case you’re right. This guy LOVES to toss around how he’s ex-military. Ex-AUSTRALIAN-military pal. That doesn’t count dude, stop saying that. This guy is a complete…a complete…douche. I’ll never use the “H” word. Never!!!
@ Murraychadwick – you’re a fucking moron, they can’t just toss a monkey out a satellite and tell him good luck. The guy has a list of protocols to follow, he has to jump within a given time window, he has to hold a certain posture to ensure he doesn’t go into a wild tumbling death-fall (remember 700mph?), It’s amazing that this is even something humans can attempt, and BTW – the guy who did a similar jump in the 60′s from lower altitude had a tear in his glove on 1 jump and his hand swelled up to 2.5X the size and he nearly lost it, took months for it to go to normal, shut the fuck up moron
Bet you wish you could wear a space helmet eh Portnoy
Hey tr1d3nt – you’re a really clever sonofabitch huh? He’s AUSTRIAN not Australian you DUMB shit. You don’t like using the “H” word? Bro – you’re talking like certified HARDO right now
Hey @bostonworm look if you want to fuck the guy Vienna-style that’s up to you big man. Being in the Austrian military is even more of a slight than being in the Australian military, so you just made my case for me. And case in point, anyone who uses the H word is a fucking slapped cunt. Go cry in your momma’s pillow, fag.
Hardoooooooooo
They should turn this whole jump over to this guy. Fucking bad ass, decorated American military man, Korean and Vietnamese ass-kicker, and who happens to hold the world record for skydiving. Still kicking in his mid-80s. Believe me this guy wouldn’t be complaining about the goddamn wind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Baumgartner
Sorry wrong link. This guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kittinger
It took over 50 years to go an extra 18,000 feet? Unimpressed
wow. Bostonworm. I stand corrected. Make sure to bring flowers for when you catch him in your waiting arms. Also, don’t skimp on the reach-around. Just not polite for a guy who just fell 700mph to not get a reach-around you know.
protocols. Still laughing. Fuck that – throw the monkey out the window. Hello? it’s called remote control.
Must have been the russian judge with the 7.5
You fucking moron! If you have ever jumped from a plane, you would understand how important this is. Yeah, its a stunt, yeah it’s getting postponed…but if you ned any jackshit worth of anything, you would realize that the slightest amount of fuck could kill this guy. you might think OHHH the WIIINND no big deal right, you fall at 690mph with 7.5 mph winds and find out where you land shit head. He’s being safe. Also, for the fuck head who talked about sending monkeys in the suit, read your history shitbag. Joseph Kittinger did this back in the day and that is how space suits are certified for a specific height now. why else would nasa be all over this as well? idiots, before you open your fat fucking mouth’s, read up on some shit first.
Personally, I think its pretty badass that this dude is gonna break the sound barrier. But I would love to see Pres do this jump. Fucking weight of that nose will send him into a crazy tumbling fall to his death. Ultimate “hardo”
Thank you fatboy – somebody w/ a brain responds