“How Many Pushups Can You Do?” Is Taking Tinder By Storm
So last week Pres did his blog on Tinder and made fun of me for my opening line.
Apparently Feitleberg lives on the thing and said the entire key to getting laid is your opening line when you get accepted by a chick. His go to line is asking “How many pushups can you do?” Lame bro. Can you try any harder to be the eccentric, funny guy?
Well I get about 15 tweets a second from people telling me it’s can’t miss. And I’m going to be perfectly honest, I have no idea why I use it. Was just drunk one time and texted it and the girl thought it was funny. So now it’s my opening line on Tinder. No rhyme or reason to it but it works. Chicks laugh. Well now it’s kind of turned into the Stoolie bat signal. If the girl comes back saying you must read Barstool then you both know you have something in common. She knows you’re cool and have a good sense of humor and you know the same about her. Oh and you both know each other is looking to fuck. Boom. That tinder sparks a flame and it’s on.
But I’ve been getting a lot of people telling me it’s a pain in the ass that all the girls know it. So if you’re not into having a code phrase to find out who is in our super cool secret club go with “two truths and a lie. go.” Get to know a little about them and if the lie is sexual you’re in. If they ask you the same question in return, always make the lie sexual.
WTF is Tinder?
gay
Does Feitelberg have AIDS
Looks like Stephanie can do about 10 times as many pushups as you
Feitelberg, I’m positive that girls always throw in the “But I won’t sleep with you” line after telling you that you’re funny.
cock pushups?
In all seriousness, though, did gaystoolie tell you about this pick-up line?
To say the Stoolies have over taken Tinder is the understatement of the century.
Wow, social media awesomeness heads it’s ugly rear again
I would fire your ass so fast it would make your head spin. You’re not a bad writer, your material just sucks. Aside from that, you’re so obviously gay it’s astounding. Come out of the closet, strap on the rollerblades and gear up for that big talk with your soon to be disappointed parents.
Tinder is hot fire
Tinder is FTB. Period.
I go with a classic… What’s your favorite dinosaur?
I go with a classic… What’s your favorite dinosaur?
I go with a classic… What’s your favorite dinosaur?
I go with a classic… What’s your favorite dinosaur?
I go with a classic as well… learn how to use the fucking post comment button you squid. bitches wet for days
Worked ha. Damn not bad Fiets. But is “nice to Tinder you” too lame? Fuck it we’ll do it live
i actually think feitelberg is probably the most interesting dude on the barstool roster. jerry is a legit writer and funny but fberg is entertaining in a different way. slightly retarded looking, a little insane in a neurotic way, self deprecating but doesn’t give a shit and throws it on there on the line. got to be honest though, the ‘how many pushups can you do’ is kind of like “what do you bench” which made its rounds with my friends and i’m sure a lot of others. i’m not mad, keep it up.
“that tinder sparks a flame and then it is on.” – what a gay line.
Do you have to have a facebook to use tinder? I wanna jump on the bandwagon but I deleted my facebook 4 months ago and have no desire to bring it back
Hey Feitelberg! Every post you submit sucks. I scroll to the bottom of ever post just to make sure you aren’t behind the entry before I read it. You suck! I actively avoid anything with your shitty name associated with it. Please stop blogging ASAP you piece of shit! I’m not even kidding. I don’t even want to give you another shot. You suck and i cant stay your piss poor blogging. STOP PLEASE! Get a new job! Oh, and FUCK YOU!
I guarantee 80% of the people who say fightalberg sucks…..used this line on tinder