I’m going to make a bold statement.   A chick dropping a split in your eye is arguably the most sexual thing a girl can do that doesn’t involve actual sex.   And she knows it too.   “Like oh look at little old me.  I’m so flexible.  I’m so cute.  I can ride your dick like this for days sucker….Oops did I just say that?”

PS – Maybe it was the Viva La Stool sign in the crowd that got her all hot and bothered?  Like I see you Pres in your mogul hat.  Try this on for size…BAM!