I’m going to make a bold statement. A chick dropping a split in your eye is arguably the most sexual thing a girl can do that doesn’t involve actual sex. And she knows it too. “Like oh look at little old me. I’m so flexible. I’m so cute. I can ride your dick like this for days sucker….Oops did I just say that?”
PS – Maybe it was the Viva La Stool sign in the crowd that got her all hot and bothered? Like I see you Pres in your mogul hat. Try this on for size…BAM!