How Much Would Somebody Have To Pay You to Bang “Bombshell McGee”?
I’ve been trying my best to ignore this Sandra Bullock/Jesse James story because frankly I don’t give a shit about either of them. But in case you’ve been living in a closet basically Jesse James was cheating on Bullock with some disgusting bitch called “Bombshell” Here is the article from InTouch Weekly
Intouch Weekly - While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.””
My question is who in their right mind would be attracted to this disgusting piece of trash? Like yeah Sandra Bullock is kind of beat now but she’s still a million times hotter than Bombshell. This chick is straight up gross. Nobody in their right mind who would want to hook up with this chick right? I don’t even care if you roofied me, I wouldn’t touch this thing.
PS – Screw Mr. International. Will people please call me Vanilla Gorilla from now on?
Vote 1 for you wouldn’t fuck this chick if she was the last bitch on the planet and 10 for tats make you horny
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pretty sure that’s marilyn manson
she’s a brown bagger for sure but she has a great body…i happen to have a thing for chicks that are tatt’d up like that, i know many guys dont…not sure i’d actually bang one in real life but I’d snap my carrot to her body (sans the tranny face )
I would drink Magic Johnsons blood to hear her fart on a voice mail
am i the only one that’s heard of a light switch?
El Pres has caught himself a bad case of the gheys… hopefully it’s only a 24 hour bug.
Prez c’mon man. I’d hit that and so would you. It’s these kind of girls that make people forget they have wives. Guaranteed she’s a freak in bed, she probably taught J J a thing or two in the sack.
Can fathers start hugging their daughters so this shit doesn’t happen.
Except for her COCK, she’s not too bad
im pretty sure id bang the snots out of her.. im not too picky
100 bux her Monster Garage reeks of Magic’s blood.
I think she is super hot and has that intangible I want to fuck your dick till it falls off look. Something Bullock definitely doesnt have…therefore, we are looking at a case of the stranges. Sure anyone can hook up with average white chicks but when a freak, Asian or Black chick comes around…you have no choice but to want to hit it.
Come on Prez, youre smarter than this and if you are going to try and tell me you wouldnt hit this, then you are lying.
You know Bombshell is into some wierd hot kinky shit vs Bullock who is probably like, “fine we can make love as long as I dont have to touch it”.
I think the real question is “would you if you were sober.” Hammered it is a resounding yes. Sober is a completely different story.
Bombshell and this freak should never be used together in the same sentence ever again.
Vanilla Gorilla, good comparison even though it is known that Gorillas have the smallest penises out of all the primates…
I’ll wager one dollar, Bob.
Uh…we are talking about Jesse James here. Have a taken a look at him lately??? His porn star ex wife is tatted up the same. Plus you know a bitch with a forehead tattoo will do things to your dick better and longer than any other chick you can find. BTW I don’t buy that Sandra Bullock innocent crap either, I think she is a grade A dick wrecker…and rich too.
Maybe I’d bang that filthy pig if both of my hands got burned off or chopped off and i couldn’t rub one out anymore. And if you gave me 10 grand. Maybe.
“Have you taken”
I fucking love it how she says she thought they were no longer together! this bitch saw the tiger woods scandal and put her own sceme in motion before she ever talked to Jesse James. if she has a press conferance you’ll know I was right.
Hey, who am I to be picky?
Bostnkid — well played, sir
Almost positive this dude has a vagina. Oh and lets not forget about the Hep. B and Hep C.
Circus.
Lights out.
She has a face like the back of a dump truck but nice body. The tats are pretty nasty if you ask me. That being said, she has a nice body and beauty is only a light switch away. Actually, she is the postergirl for lights-out sex.
In about fifteen years when the colors spread and fade, she’s gonna look like a burn victim.
I wouldn’t touch that even if she had Sandra Bullocks face tatoo’d on her pussy.
Bostnkid – Nice Post
Although I liked it better when I said about 3 hours and 2 post ago
definitely would – but wouldn’t bring her home to meet Mom
El P, you might want to hold off on that “Vanilla Gorilla” moniker.
Gorilla dicks are 1.5 inches long.
Look it up.
Janine Lindemulder, yes. This “bombshell”, no.
Plain and simple, she’d be an absolute hellcat in bed. Nothing you’d wanna bring home to mom, but something to remember in your old age. And actually a lot of her tats are really well done — that ain’t no prison ink or kitchen table art. Most took a lot of time and money.
If given the chance you HAVE to fuck this. HAVE too.
this freaky biatch is like an acid flash back, way too many colors man….
Gorgeousgg ,
I did it on purpose because i thought your post was funny. i wouldnt ask magic for his autograph if it meant i had to fuck this broad.
Tats? How about TITS!!! ‘Cause she got ‘em!
Nutcracker ass, too!
Flip off the bloody lights and let this freak play the William Tell overture on your hairy bagpipe while humming the Star Spangled Banner. Tell me you don’t think she could do it!
No guy ever strutted out of HER apartment.
They crawl out…