DM – A Brazilian student is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder to raise cash to build homes for poverty-stricken families. Catarina Migliorini, 20, is set to plough the money – currently standing at $155,000 (£95,400) – into a non-governmental organisation which will construct modern houses in her southern Brazilian home state of Santa Catarina. Rejecting claims she is a prostitute, she said she still believed in love but saw the opportunity to make a positive difference to the world. But the physical education student has sparked controversy because she will be followed every step of the way by an Australian film crew for a documentary film called Virgins Wanted. She said: ‘I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it. ‘If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer. ‘The auction is just business, I’m a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area,’ she told Folha newspaper.
Listen I’m not going to sit here and debate whether this constitutes prostitution or get into the moral reasons she’s supposedly doing this for. Honestly I don’t give a fuck. She’s a virgin. She’s selling dat pussy. That’s all I care about. So here is the magic question. How much would you pay to bang this bitch? I’m talking you get one chance to make a blind offer. If she accepts it you have to pay. I’m thinking 10K. Like I’m a virgin guy. I like the idea of my dick landing on the moon first. Something primal about that. Sure her face is average, but her body is tight as hell. Actually scratch that. 12K. That’s my final offer.
PS – What’s up with Alexander? Apparently they are auctioning of his virginity too? What’s the high bid there? Negative infinity dollars? I mean I don’t care if he’s gay, straight or what. Who the fuck would pay to sleep this creepo. Bro there is a difference between being a virgin by choice and a virgin because you’re gross. You fall into the latter category. Guys like you pay for sex not vice versa.