How Not To Drink Flaming Everclear
Listen the rules of drinking flaming shots are hard and fast. If you hesitate you lose. It’s that simple. It’s kind of like watching a guy hesitate on a 3 pointer. It just totally throws of your rhythem and you have no chance at making it. Same goes here. If you start second guessing yourself or worrying about the glass getting hot you’re cooked. (no pun intended but intended) On the bright side though Squints finally made it on the Stool and all in all seems to be in decent spirits for a guy who burned his face off…
Alan Harper
Quite the apeeling face.
what a dumbass
brutal
lookin good man… college is fun isn’t it?
At least he still has his eyebrows.
At least his buddies all think he’s cool for trying. That’s gotta be worth more than your face, right?
hahah this is when being a pussy is by far the smarter thing to do
I watched the video and didn’t scroll down to see the after pictures…I was like, that’s a shitty ending and why did they stop filming…then I saw the pictures and almost pissed myself laughing…nice face, bro.
Looks like a failed attempt at Blackface in pic 2
what a fucking retard…never drink a flaming shot from a huge glass
apparently its amateur hour
kid gets really hot headed i hear…..
Darwin at work. Treats him right for that ND shirt.
i hope it gets infected…….f’n donkey nuts
Natural selection at it’s finest. I fucking weep for the future. “Here, drink this foot tall glass of blue flame.” A fucking monkey wouldn’t have done that. What a joke. With friends like that you don’t need enemies.
Does this Freddy Krueger costume get this kid laid?
Honorable mention for The Darwin Awards anyone?
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Weekend at Burny’s
Did you not play with fire enough when you were a kid to realize that this wasn’t going to end well? A glass that big should not be “thrown back” that fast to take a shot. Clearly the liquid (which is flammable AND on fire) was going to slosh around, hit you in the face, and turn you into Phantom of the Opera. Were you going to slowly sip that huge cup? NO, BECAUSE IT’S ON FIRE. RESPECT THE FIRE BRO.
p.s. nice cut-off bro
was it worth it?
“It just totally throws of your rhythem”
…nice prez
Face heals the quickest. I saw a kid that fell of his bike in 7th grade and came in looking like two-face. Boom 2 weeks looked fine.
No chick is going to want to touch him during the scabby faze (plus it would fuckin hurt probably to even pucker).
But he’s gotta use this story to his advantage to dumb sluts. However, do not mention this story when they ask you a decision your regret on your job interview
Think it may be an improvement. Kid already looked like a bag of dicks before he melted his face completely off.
i bet this dumbass didn’t even google: “burn treatment” or buy some fucking chapstick — he’ll be disfigured forever. At least when I was in college I only gave myself nerve damage from the broken bottles I got 8 stitches from……last year.
Is that Cyndi Lauper after her chemical peel?
It’s getting hot in here, so peel off all your face.
Fuck. That. BARBARIC
Natural Selection at its best.
his dad didn’t pay enough attention to him. when it’s girls they turn into whores…this is the male version.
So no emergency room visit? Just going with the old “Yeah, it’ll heal by itself and be fine”? Like he just happened to sit outside in the sun for a little too long?
How did this kid get into college? Why am I only commenting with questions?
rhythem
now he’s just f%^&n with us
hahahahahaha matsh20….ugliest kid ever
That’s what I’m looking for in a video, lots of build up knowing full well something terrible is about to happen. I would’ve liked to see a little more camera footage of the guy’s face on fire, you’re already an awful friend at that point why stop filming now?
im one of the friends….thot every1 would wanna know how we put it out. repeatedly smacking him in the face and head until the flames were gone
throw some vaseline on that shit
Is this what college is like these days? Whatever happened to trying to get laid?
DAMN,, how dumb to you have to be to realize the flame will get bigger and badder as you start pouring it in your mouth. Fk if these kids are our future.
A kid who takes a flaming shot of Everclear from a glass cup must be at least half retarded
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hang in there kid, we all do stupid things that we look back on and wonder what in the fuck we were thinking.. apparently you are an overachiever though
angel says:
February 22, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Alan Harper
hahahaha
I sure hope this kid doesn’t log on here and think “this is AWESOME…..everyone thinks I’m AWESOME…” We mock you for being a dumbass that tried to impress assholes that call you friend but just tool on you because you have no self-respect.
maybe use a real shot glass next time?
I don’t see the big deal, a few 100 skin graphs and he’ll be back to ugly.
Burning your face off does an awesome job at preventing STD’s
And we wonder why the Japanese are taking over this country.
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romo8950 says: im one of the friends….thot every1 would wanna know how we put it out. repeatedly smacking him in the face and head until the flames were gone
It seems as if the “flames” are running much more rampant in your dorm than every1 cud have thot b4……..
Think of the money he’ll save over his lifetime by not having to date EVER AGAIN.
anyone find it ironic that the song they are playing is “i hope when you see my face that it gives you hell”?
Fun is temporary, stupid is forever.
That last picture looks like Ferris Bueller fell face first into a fucking bucket of peanut butter.
what a flaming asshole. bet he needed a skin graft from an ass cheek, way to go dickhead
Squints wtf is that all about? Bet he’s from Swampscott they’re all degenerates.
Now thats a situation!
kids a afucking savage. i mean look at the fuckin cup. and when his face caught on fire his friends were fucking nailing him in the face trying to put it out. on top of it, it was the kids birthday. now thats one hell of a candle. but even without the burns. hes still ugly.
and retard of the year goes to this guy. He should learn how to drink first he looked scared of alcohol its on fire shit if u have half a brain you know you cant just sip on that shit.
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.
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this kids mother laughed right in his face when she saw him
In the last picture he looks like chris broussard
1. I don’t think these kids are in college, the last picture suggests the early morning bus wait.
2. What the fuck kind of music are they listening to?
we are in college, and we arent from swampscott
and squints is a legend
Legend for getting his face on fire maybe, either way you’re a bunch of dopes. Amateurs.
Boom. Roasted.
haha atta boy
so i’m guessing this kid and his buddies attend johnson and wales?
Next weekend. Bobbing for French Fries.
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
At least now the kid has a promising career as a super villain.
This video should be on UTool instead of UTube. You have some shitty friends too, especially that romo dude. I do hope your face isn’t ruined. Hopefully you can get some new skin, and friends, cuz dude they suck. It’s flaming shots, not flaming glass for a reason.
he looks like kevin arnolds father on wonder years.