Well not sure anyone in the world saw that coming. KFC is probably gonna throw a fucking HISSY fit over this one. No one in the world has turned on Upton as fast as he has. But what do you want me to say? You want me to say I wouldn’t fuck that girl on the cover of that magazine? I won’t do it, guys. I won’t. Blue eyes, big tits and some witty word play (“Polar Bare” #LOL) that’s what really gets my dick hard.

 

Although Nina Adgal really wouldn’t have been a bad choice