I Am Going To Smash The Watermelon Eating World Record Live At 5pm Today
Ok I figured a good way to spice up all you cube monkey’s life is to give you chance to bet on how much watermelon I can eat in 15 minutes. The world record is 13 lbs. I’m going to start eating in at 5pm sharp. Now keep in mind I’ve been eating a full watermelon every night for the past 2 or 3 weeks. So I don’t want to say I’m in peak watermelon eating shape but at the same time I kind of am. Maybe we’ll even do a little live Ustream with it if we can figure out how to do that. Place your bets ladies and gentleman.
Vote for how many pounds I can eat in 15 minutes. 1 for 1 pound. 2 for 2 pounds etc. I’ll assume a 10 vote means you think I’m going to break the record.
(980 votes, average: 4.18 out of 10)
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The sexual tension in that room is palpable.
Will you be using your nose to inhale it?
3lbs of watermelon and 10lbs of cum.
Get Mo in there, I’ll take the over on “as much as you can put in front of him”
i like this intern, he’s all business
You must be less than this fat to rock these cutoffs.
@paul – that shit was funny
Why wouldn’t you assume that voting 10 means 10 lbs?
Ustream is for Clowns Bro- Move that shit to Livestream ( livestream.com)
Finally an athletic contest that is actually aided by Portnoy’s tubby gut. Chow down, big fella.
dave, you talk really gay… hand gestures and a bit lispy.
Why are you hiding one of those watermelons under your tank top?
are you guys wondering if you can shove one of those in you ass?
nostril check please. you could hide 6 pounds in that honker.
Such a sad little man, resigned to doing stupid human tricks and harrassing people on Twitter for attention. Honestly you’re not all that different from Blackdude.
My prediction? More watermelon falls on the floor than gets eaten
I like this pres, and I’m guessing the other squids do too which is why they are knocking on you so hard. I’m sure you wont beat it because lets be honest you never succeed in these challenges, but just please start starving yourself.
Its going to be a lot of water in your belly from that watermelon, so you should be fasting and not drinking a thing right now, no full bags of bagels, no 5 iced coffees, have some respect for the challenge braj
glad my stepbrother is now the watermelon bitch. kid needs some ambition and hope. what better way to service that?
@dropkickfluties – dying over man haha
What else have you been eating every night? looking fat bro
is it actual watermelon weight – you aren’t included the rind are you? Worked has firewalled all these links so I can only get WorldStar and LiveStream for whatever reason so not sure if the rules are in there. 6lbs max if its actual watermelon weight
It sounds like you had a brain freeze this entire video
1 lb at most, you failure
This should be good times, but 0% chance you break the world record.
Praying for a stand by me moment. Lardass, lardass!
only 1 black joke so far…impressive
PS where da fuck is intern Molly or intern Gracie wtf
You have the gayest mannerism I’ve ever seen.
What do you call it when you eat something cold and your mouth freezes? Jesus man, are you new to America?
So by you are “in peak watermelon eating shape,” you mean you are “in the shape of a watermelon?”
If you don’t break the record, please commit harakirri with that sword.
At first I thought Portnoy was gonna do a line…
How is today last night you fuckin ratard?
I have no fucking clue how intern Ian hasn’t offed himself yet
I’m just guessing your next contest will involve eating bananas with no hands.
Portnoy needs to intern him on what anti-persperiant is.