Amanda Bynes arrested in NYC and throws her bong out the window http://t.co/gzM2nooUk6
Rangers fans tweeting right now belong in a zoo for everybody to stare at
No chance this wall street bro doesn't think the Rangers just won the series http://t.co/ldIN2zJ4Ye
PS - Fenway smokes have been identified. A former smoke and a Pats cheerleader http://t.co/ni8XiJXplF
It's fucking hilarious that the Rangers are acting like they may win this game. I know hockey. No chance.
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I’m leaning towards Razor or Macho. But to be honest I just wanted to post these shirts again because I know they are straight fire and I need more people to buy them so I can get some quick cash for my vacation which begins in a week. Because I’ll tell you one thing. First Lady didn’t marry me for my looks or prowess in bed.
Buy these shirts ASAP before they are gone
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Razor fuck the world
I’d go with Razor because the black shirt will make you look like you don’t have tits.
start with a mask for the schnoz and work your way down
Those are prolly the gayest shirts I have ever seen.
pres im honestly disappointed you didnt post once about glory hounds..youre fraud dog lover
Valbroski- yes on the ftw
Don’t wear any. They all suck.
Razor
She married you out of desperation.
Razor shirt is the obvious choice. I might even buy one
I hope McMahon sues your nose off
MACHO Man, there is no competition. Unless you’re a fucking plug.
P.S. “Buy these shirts ASAP before they are gone” is code for before Vinny McMahon shuts down by little shirt pedaling ring.
Wear the George “The Animal” Steele shirt, it fits you better
really? dont act like the shirt you pick will actually get you pussy
Dave, do you really think people care? You’re a 35 year old man who is going to “rage” at a foam filled bratwurst factory, with a bunch of “bros”, who are half your age. Grow the fuck up. Christ, it’s a miracle Renee hasn’t divorced you yet.
No Goldberg shirt? For shame, Rabbi Portnoy.
Is this just you trying to sell some shirts?
I’d say any shirt but Macho because you truly look like a fat fucking pig-kike in the purple. See for yourself!
an adult one.
anything but warrior.. that shit is disgusting
None of the sluts you’re not gonna hook up with are gonna understand any of these. By you look like you have an ass above your ass in the purple.
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I think I actually may buy the macho man one. Someone shoot me.
Which ever one is strong enough to make a noose. Titman
No Barry Horowitz shirt? Figured you’d have a shirt for a fellow heeb who likes to pat himself on the back just like a blogger I know.
You need an IRS tank top. A simple shirt with a white face (or a random color) with black hair, black glasses, a red tie and red suspenders..i would buy it and keeps with your cheap 3 color scheme…. So ya, make it and send me one for free.
Perhaps start with a brassiere.
As bad as seeing middle aged guys wearing Hollister shirts.
otwisted with a legit funny comment.
To all the “lawyers” saying Prez is gonna get shut down by wwe or the wrestlers themselves, get a clue. The shirts have one word on them. All of those words are nouns or adjectives. No proper nouns. If you put a giant nose on a shirt and wrote “President” underneath it, EP couldn’t sue you. The images are caricatures, not photos. That said, the shirts are really terrible because of the words. I doubt people would mistake the Hitman shirt for Michael Jackson. No need to label these things.
Macho or Razor without a doubt
Do you order these shirts in tank tops so you don’t have to shell out for sleeves?
You have good side boob in the Macho Man. Chicks dig dudes with side boob.
Anyone who buys these shirts is gay.
Honestly this is just sad. No response you fink
Razor is clearly the best .
How about a shirt with sleeves?
Wear the largest one.
I think all the snide remarks about Foam shows being “sausagefests” totally fail to acknowledge how many young, well built, college-aged homosexual men will be attending the show, eager to gobble Internet mogul cock. The hot chicks might be few and far between, but the smooth young boy selection is Grade A.
Wheres the Nature Boy tee..???
http://www.99thProblem.com
I suggest you wear something with sleeves. Seriously, do your arms have cellulite? You’re gross
you should wear the one that screams “internet mogul” the most….or just fuck yourself and wear the mankind mask so you don’t scare all 7 college girls away
who the fuck irons t-shirts?
@mariff i need a giant nose “Presidente” shirt ASAP
The Warrior and The Hitman shirts are gayer than a unicorn cumming rainbows. Might as well make a Brutus The Barber Beefcake shirt to really get the point across.
Don’t over think it – they’re all gay.
How is Prez Prep School face not one of those?
None of the eleven year olds you peddle into your little bubble bath will know who any of these people are.
“Do your arms have cellulite?” Hahahahaha Pres is fat jokes never get old unlike Pres who just keeps getting older
without a shout of a doubt the hitman one… but are u man enough to pull of a pink shirt?
Hitman ones the clear winner. Unfortunately my age range missed out on razor and warrior but caught the tail end of hitman and macho.
gay,old and fat! wear a fucking normal shirt your 40years old. your up up next for the miltons contest.jesus fn Christ.