Listen I’m as American as they come. Cut me open and I’ll bleed Red, white and blue. But I just can’t sit here in good conscience and remain silent any longer. I mean everybody is killing this Chinese swimmer for cheating and rightfully so. Clearly she was drug doping or using genetic manipulation. But that pales in comparison to what the US men’s water polo team is doing. Look at the coach! I didn’t even know we cloned humans yet, but this is undeniable. The US Water Polo team cloned Belichick! If that’s not the pinnacle of cheating than I don’t know what is. Just recreate the greatest coach the world has ever seen and stick him on the sidelines and watch the gold medals pour in. Diabolical.