I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On It But There Is Something Strange About the US Men’s Waterpolo Coach
Listen I’m as American as they come. Cut me open and I’ll bleed Red, white and blue. But I just can’t sit here in good conscience and remain silent any longer. I mean everybody is killing this Chinese swimmer for cheating and rightfully so. Clearly she was drug doping or using genetic manipulation. But that pales in comparison to what the US men’s water polo team is doing. Look at the coach! I didn’t even know we cloned humans yet, but this is undeniable. The US Water Polo team cloned Belichick! If that’s not the pinnacle of cheating than I don’t know what is. Just recreate the greatest coach the world has ever seen and stick him on the sidelines and watch the gold medals pour in. Diabolical.
FIRST!!!!!
He looks like a cross of Belichick and Sandusky. No wonder why he coaches the gayest sport in the olympics. Must get off looking at all those men in speedos
what do you think you’re fucking Strasser now?
A gay comment made by a guy who named himself after a dong. How ironic.
Old man Thornton’s world must be upside down.
Dongzilla as in a godzilla sized dong. I pack heat bro. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
let’s hope the US water polo team doesnt have to play the Giants! amiright or amiright???
Actually, cut you open and you’ll bleed a mixture of cookie dough and fail
@dong, yeah, you’re packing heat. To bad the heat is attached to your boyfriend and is currently packed in your asshole.
run it up
HA … I just spit out my captain and coke and I wasn’t even drinking one ….
Just hope this Belichik look alike coach doesnt play a Tommy Coughlin look alike
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