I Can’t Wait To Start Travelling The World For Free On Rich Chick’s Dime
Misstravel – MissTravel.com is the only online dating website for travelers, and more specifically, we match Generous travelers who hate to travel alone with Attractive travelers who would love the opportunity to travel the world for free. Traveling to exotic new places and experiencing new cultures can be so much fun especially when you have the money to travel, and you have someone attractive to travel with (especially when it is with someone you really like). MissTravel.com was built to solve the big travel dilemma, by matching Generous frequent flyers who have the money but lack company with Attractive travel lovers who don’t have the financial resources to do so.
Love it! Love it! Love it! I literally couldn’t sign up fast enough for this service when I found out about it. It’s fucking brilliant. Rich bitches just looking for some hot dick to travel the world with. Sign me the fuck up. Yeah I know I’m worth 2 million internet dollars and can probably afford to travel by myself, but who cares? If some chick wants to pay for me and get stuffed in the process who am I to say no? And the best part about this is I didn’t see any other “attractive males” on the site. Only attractive females. It’s like a got a monopoly on the attractive male market place or something. Seriously I think I’m the only hot guy on the whole fucking network. El Pres just playing absolute chess while everybody else is playing checkers. See you suckers in Bora Bora!
PS – Yes I really did sign up for this thing. And yes if some hot chick wants to go on vacation I’m game. First Lady who?
Everything about this is funny. Wait a minute….is it opposite day and no one told me?
“Athletic”, really? i must be a fucking Olympian then!
Hopefully she will bring you to America to learn English, you stupid motherfucker.
Those tits don’t lie.
Why would you expect any attractive males on that site anyways? They say they match generous people with attractive people. Obviously the generous people are dudes and the attractive people are chicks
i think this is for attractive woman looking to be spoiled by men
I wonder what the over/under is on time it takes for this site to become an online milk carton of missing people. Have you never seen The Perfect Getaway?
Yeah, everyone is right, nowhere does this site say it works the other way, Pres is just confused because it doesnt say its for female golddiggers looking for rich pathetic fat guys to shower them with cristal so they can take hot pics for their facebook profile.
Pres is just hoping Adam Lambert becomes a member.
I’m sure you will make some rich guy a very good travel companion. Just hope you like it in the butt.
I could be wrong, but I think by “attractive” they meant “attractive.”
Pres you aren’t really this stupid are you?
PS – Nice tits
ha pretty funny.
Profile looks great. Safe travels!
Hahahaha! “I love watermelon, pizza, and pistachios”! That nails it!
get a fucking treadmill with a computer attached to it. whats your blood pressure?
Married but looking – A
Body type: Athletic.
Way to steal a page right out of every fat girl’s playbook.
5 months from now pres will be sold as a sex slave, the good news lambert is the buyer
Best online profile ever. Well done.
This is hilarious and a great idea.
Says alot about our society that “Married but Looking” is an option for relationship status.
isn’t everyone that is married, married but looking? fuck have you seen the divorce rates.
hahahahahahha this is good. love it when i acutally LOL in my cubby. makes my friday much easier
You fucking retard…did you miss the part on the website that says “Join now it’s free and 100% for WOMEN“. Fail!
Solid gold. And right edjr. This is actually natural for non- homosexual men. Monogamy is not a natural state of existence for men. The old adage about how you get sick of prime rib if you eat it every day applies. If I hit the lottery I want 12 woman – one for each month of the year. Other than that I can’t afford the one I have.
moobs for days!!!!!
basically this is a website for johns and hookers who want to skip the whole ‘pulling up to a girl on a street conrer and negotiating’ step. got to love the internet
hilarious profile, nice job jew.
Hilarious but did anyone else notice he left out his weight
You wife must be the biggest joke in the world
If your idea of a good time is removing sand and 72 year old sperm from your ass than Bora Bora should be a blast
you afraid to cross the pond??
I don’t see you wanting to visit palastine! i think you’d enjoy it there.
typical fucking jew looking for free shit.
this is one of the funniest things you’ve done in a while. i actually laughed out loud
Didn’t have a spot to put your bra size huh?
Do you hate Europe or something?
Straight fire pres, laughed out loud at the profile pic then the married but looking line — A+
A+ blog
Guess That Rack
How much did you get paid to advertise this site?
Only attractive male till this guy signs up, monopoly my ass