I Didn’t Realize How Badass Nail Polish For Men Is But It’s Super Badass
(Alpha Nail)- What do Roger Huerta, Chuck Liddell, Chris Leben and Dave Navarro have in common? They are all alpha males and they all adorn their nails with war paint. Why? Why not! For the fighter or the guitar picker, any normal nail polish will add natural strength to the nail and prevent chipping and cracking. But it is more than that. It is a statement… a proclamation of the inner attitude of the alpha. It is about having the confidence that says ‘I am my own man, and will decide the rules for how I live my life according to how I see fit.
I train with it, I win with it, I party with it, and I do work with it. Alpha Nail brings some extra style to those who got it.
Nick “The Ghost” Gonzalez
I don’t want to be too over the top because I don’t want you guys to think I’m being sarcastic: the Alpha Nail advertising team is probably the greatest brain trust of advertisers in history. The kind of guys who could sell an ice cube to an eskimo. 10 minutes ago I didn’t know nail polish for men was a thing, now I’m embarrassed I’m not wearing any. I look like such a pussy. Look at those screenshots. Look at those quotes. Can’t make that kind of stuff up. Sex: get more of it. Swagger. Battle. Style. Look good. Feel good. All the cool guy buzz words so you know it’s legit. Guys like Nick “The Ghost” Gonzalez don’t just endorse any product, just boss shit that you can do work with. The only way you can be hotter than Alpha Nails is if you’re wearing it with Axe body spray and LA Looks. That’s just dangerous. Like to see any broad with her salt survive that combo.
you and neil should have a nail painting party in the unemployment line.
god your an idiot feit,, nothing says i am a fkn gay retard then a man wearing fingernail polish. If you wear fingernail polish then thats not the only thing your polishing.
i dont want to live on this planet anymore.
Oh please, Fetaljuice, bring this full circle, please paint your nails and be done with it. Btw, ten gay joke blogs to rile the commenters is gay, five hundred means you jumped the shark 499 ago and now a legitimate website for homosexuals. No offense gaystoolie.
Yeah it’s easy to get smokeshows to want you if their modeling agency is paying them to stand near you for photos. I’ll bet that both the male and female models did this product to be flat retarded.
Any “alpha male” who wears this is NOT an alpha male, and whoever thought this up should go to fucking Iran and lecture them about how great this product is. We all know how the gayballs get treated there.
Holy fuck. k1dd0 couldn’t have said it any better
*find this product… fucking iPhone.
But point stands, this is beyond gay. The greatest generation is collectively rolling over in their graves.
Dave navarro has never once been referred to as an alpha male.
Alpha Neil
Hey feits, on Sunday I was out to brunch in Stamford wearing my “utah” stool shirt and a woman approached me and said her son worked for the site. Turned out it was your mom. She seemed like a very nice lady.
Yet another entry into codification of lame “guy” things along with “mancave”, every single Axe product, and those lame obstacle races (an awful combo of fake tough guy stuff with the self-importance of joggers). This is absolutely in “ice to an eskimo” territory.
dude you blog like once a month and this is best you can come up.. why dont you talk some more about how dudes deepthroating is bad ass.. fucking faggot
Painting your nails is as bad ass ass tickling your ass with someone else’s nose hair.
@valbroski is absolutely correct. No way Navarro hasn’t had a dick in his mouth.
Must be made in L.A. Fucking pussies, what man would paint his fingernails?
Chuck Lidell painted his toenail (or 2) as a joke just because he can back toward the end of his career, I’m sure he don’t give a fuck either way and will take a free check from alpha nail to endorse them, These other guys are pussies. I bet this is what metro sexual spics are into, and since this entire country is being consumed by Latin American people and their culture, maybe I’m the one who is wrong for saying it is homo. I’m old school I guess.
If any straight dude puts on nail polish, and it’s not Halloween, that’s ground for a beating.
nothing wrong with nail polish, same way there is nothing wrong with ass fucking other men. It’s still fucking nasty.
is their symbol a sideways swastika?