I Don’t Know Who To Blame For The Red Sox Sucking Dick And It’s Driving Me Nuts
You know what my biggest problem with the Red Sox is right now? I can’t figure out who I should blame and hate the most.  People have pointed the finger at everything from Fried Chicken to Liverpool to Theo Epstein to Bobby V to John Henry, to the team just not caring, to it just not being in God’s plan right now etc.  Honestly none of those reasons make any sense to me.  Like yeah Adrian Gonzalez is the most boring human ever to walk planet earth. It’s obvious he treats spring training AB’s the same way as bottom of the 9th with the season on the line. But was Manny any better? Nobody cared less than him and he threw traveling secretaries down flights of stairs to boot. You don’t have to care to be great. We’ve won with guys who didn’t care and were assholes.  Yeah the ownership group sucks but we won with them too.
The only thing I can come up with is blind luck. I know that seems outrageous but that’s all I got right now. When they pitch well they don’t hit. When they hit they don’t pitch. When their relief is good their starting pitching sucks. Everything is just off.  The whole thing has just made me think how fickle baseball is and really how lucky Theo Epstein is. He was never the boy wonder people said he was and he’s not nearly as stupid as he seems now.  Seriously I feel like you could pull a Trading Places experiment with 95% of GM’s in baseball and their teams would be the same. Like I’m not going to call Theo an idiot for signing Lackey, Crawford or Gonzalez  I liked all those moves. How could you not? The only thing that has changed is the ball was bouncing our way a couple years ago and now it ain’t. Everything that could go wrong has. It’s like criticizing the Angels for signing Pujols. How could anybody know he’d be this bad so far?    I mean look at the standings across baseball.  The Sox are in last. Yankees are in 2nd to last. Phillies are in last. Angels are in last.  It makes no sense.    The teams with the biggest payrolls are all getting their asses kicked. It has to be an anomaly. So what’s my point? I guess everybody is looking for a scape goat right now and I’m not sure one exists.   The only thing I know for sure is when you’re losing and you have guys who don’t seem to care/assholes and a despicable ownership group it makes you hate everybody and losing ten times worse.


Yep….sums up how we all feel nicely. P.S. Did you really just use “there” and “their” in the same sentence? Do you do ANY proofreading at all, Pres? Even just a little? Once a month maybe?
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Simple answer: Blame the players and, more importantly, blame the guy who brought the players here, Theo Epstein. This team isn’t talented enough, period. Look at the lineup, who is the power threat? Ortiz, that’s it. Theo stuck his nose in his dumbass scouting computer and determined Gonzalez and Crawford would be great additions, but didn’t take a second to consider if these guys have the personality for the big stage. Clearly they do not. Tonight the Sox have fucking Cody Ross hitting cleanup. How can you win with a lineup that looks like that? Easy, great pitching. Oh, the Sox fucked that one up, too. Theo handed Beckett an undeserved extension two years ago, then Cherington didn’t have the sack to trade him this offseason. Everyone knew Lackey was on the decline, same with Bobby Jenks. Dice-K was a disaster from the start. Lester looked promising, but will clearly never be an ace. Remember 3 years ago when the Sox could’ve traded Buchholz and Bard for Roy Halladay and didn’t? Think they’d like that one back? Everyone is acting like the Sox should be winning just because they have the “B” on their hat, when in reality look at the scrubs they are running out there. Talentless.
“scape goat”
prez with an actual intelligent sports comment i agree with. jesus tapdancing christ
Everyone’s been to blame at one point or another, but here are your most recent goats… http://www.thealttab.com/2012/05/red-sox-fans-pulse-check-something-is.html
An actual blog about sports from pres… love it. Also, truth.
Hire a sox writer already.. your pink hat write-a-shitty-article-once-a-month bullshit is beyond annoying.. quit being so cheap
There are plenty of people to blame. Take your pick: (1) the ownership group, (2) cherrington, (3) theo, (4) bobby V, (5) the team (minus a couple of select players — Ortiz, Pedroia, Sweeney), or (6) all of the above.
Option 6 is credited IMO
Gonzalez is so boring and so anti-clutch, he’s become ARod 2.0
nice blog.
Anyone remember when all the idiots in this city wanted to dump Ortiz a couple of years ago? Imagine where this team would be without him. If they were good right now, he’d be an MVP contender.
People who gripe about pres grammar should hang themselves. And if I spelled something wrong fuck yourself, it’s a blog.
The sox flat out suck, I wouldn’t go to that shithole Fenway if I had free tickets. Time for an overhaul. I have no other suggestions.
Gonzalez is one of the most uninspiring players I’ve ever seen.
This team was doomed the second Bobby V let Pedroia chop off his balls a week into the season.
Classless, except arod pretty much single handily helped the yanks win a WS in 09. Somethin gonzo is not able to say.
Fuck the Red Sox and their douchebag owners. Is it football season yet?
Don’t you get it? The owners don’t have to win anymore, they broke the “curse” then won a second 3 years later. They will always have attendance due to the friendly Fenway image they’ve put out to tourists, so the sellout streak isn’t in danger even tho the team was built to e mediocre, and bobby v, well let’s just say he was horrible on Espn
28ontheway, arod finally did in one year what he’s supposed to do every year. he played at a very high level that year obviously, but if you’re going by averages he’s about 1 for however many times the yanks have made the playoffs. but i guess you can be happy with only his 1 ring so far in his yankee tender because he had one good post season, all while being the highest paid player of all time TWICE.
“I AM A CRUST FACE KNACKER AND I’M CRUSTIN ON DEM HOES. I BE ALL SORTS OF CRUSTY, LET THEM BITCHES KNOW. IF YOU WANNA PROBLEM, CRUST OFF NICKLE KNACKER. I’M A GET DA CRUST POLICE AND PERFORM MY ACROBATICAS.” If you like hot rhymes like these, follow me on twitter @crustface. I’m an aspiring hip hop artist from Scarsdale, New York and I’m proud to be a STOOLE 4 LIFE.
crustface, you can’t be serious.. please go deepthroat a Remington.
actually manny throws old traveling secretaries with cancer down stairs
blame pedroia’s brother…hes a pedder-ass walter
that blog was actually really good. and about sports. wow. Good stuff Pres more stuff like this.
crustface, i’m in the biz and have to say that sample you just dropped was dope…check out my site for contact info and to upload a sample: http://www.die-you-fucking-tool.com
you danny man. the link was broken. maybe it’s my computer..such a piesce of shit. anyway i could get into contact wit you other way?
btw thank you. i appreciate the compliment.
Well the Yanks have no excuse considering they are the greatest franchise in all of sports, but i mean isn’t this just old hat for the red sox? I mean for the majority of their existance they have been nothing but perpetual losers. Their just getting back to the natural order of things.
You liked the Lackey signing, Prez?!
sox in last place? I think the world may have just realigned to where it should have been all along
Good blog Pres. Finally a solid baseball blog. Crustface WTF.
No one gives a shit about the sox. move along
black people, i have an excuse for them. they’ve choked 10 out of the last 11 years. have they even once during that span not been the highest paid team in the league?
Does it matter? Besides, unless your talking to cubs fan, who the fuck are any red sox fan to talk about droughts? 86 years. That’s fucking pathetic. Your grandparents probably DIED never seeing the Red Sox win a title. And before you get into oh well we beat the yanks in 04, all ive got to say is so what. one play off series does not forgive your team for 86 years of playing like shit.
And yes before you even bring it up the 07 superbowl was the biggest collapse in the history of sports.
Aspiring hip hop artist…from scarsdale….
BA HA HA HA HA. This is a joke, right?
Sorry, bro. Your nanny taking the metro north up from mount Vernon doesn’t give you street cred.
are you guys mad that the red sox suck, the bruins got eliminated in the first round by a 7th seed, and the patriots lost to the giants in the super bowl for the second time?
forgot about the red sox collapse last years LOL SORRY LOLOLOLOLZ
1. Great blog Prez actually about sports for once. 2. Crustface you are fucking retarded!
Holy fuckin CrustFace! What the fuck
bro, it’s may 8th. have you watched baseball before? this is a long fucking season. one month means jack shit.
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and it’s why the playoffs suck in baseball. shitty teams get rewarded because any team can win a short series in baseball. (like the ’06 and ’11 cards)
Fire fucking Theo and put in Crust Face as the fucking GM! Â Oh, wait, Theo’s gone. Â Bring in Crust Face either way!
wait, people think this is a good post? I’m hoping he’s trolling. It’s ridiculous. Luck has nothing to do with it. Every GM here falls for the same trap. They start out as development guys and end up scrapping it for fat lazy big name guys at big money. Theo was overrated. He lived off Duquette’s scraps, got lucky with the Ortiz signing (he brought Ortiz in to be a backup to Giambi) and gets way too much credit for the Nomar trade. At the time Nomar was an All Star, theo turned him into a journeyman SS and a backup 1B and everyone says that won the World Series? Theo is to blame for this mess, Sox need to give away Gonzalez (they shouldn’t have to eat any of his salary), pay someone to take Crawford, and start over. They should eb able to find a sucker to take Beckett at the trade deadline and actually get something in return.
Theo spent like a drunken sailor. Wouldn’t have been bad if he knew what he was doing and didn’t just rely on stats. Theo CANNOT judge talent which is the #1 most important attribute of a GM. FAILURE.Â
I still think we’re winning it all this season…
Why should Portnoy hire a sportswriter. This website thrives on the comment sections. Without the comment sections, this website dies. So let Davey Pageviews post some idiotic Red Sox article, and let the comment section do the heavy lifting and real analysis.
Davey Dickhead Pageviews, do an expirement, turn off comments on all articles and measure your web traffic. I predict at least a drop of 80%.