I Don’t Get Why People Call Mary Kate Olsen’s New Relationship “Grotesque” Do You?
DM – Their relationship has been branded ‘grotesque’ by critics.But Mary Kate Olsen, 26, and Olivier Sarkozy, 42, are doing their best to prove their haters wrong by packing on the PDAs at a basketball game. The couple, who have been together nine months, seemed closer than ever at the Dallas Mavericks versus New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden on Saturday. At the game it seemed difficult for the pair to tear their eyes off each other with Mary Kate opting for a casual look, with rough hair and a hoodie. Meanwhile Sarkozy’s ex-wife Charlotte, whom he divorced last year, has branded his relationship with Olsen as ‘grotesque’.
From this point moving forward whenever I hear anybody mention the word “grotesque” this is exactly what I’m going to think of. That first picture of Mary Kate Olsen getting assaulted by her 42 year old boyfriend. Although truthfully I’m not sure “assaulted” is the right word for what is transpiring in that first photo. I’m not sure what the right word is here. Little help from the peanut gallery please….



I believe the term is “Portnoy at the Blackout Tour.”
“Oh my god dad, stop it!”
True love
daddy issues, thanks danny
Bob Saget?
she looks like shes about to get sandusky’d
Portnoyesque
She puts the lotion in the basket !!
rape
I masterbate to the thought of these two fucking. Real talk.
Sarkozied
Trippy
these two fucks are worth a ton of internet bucks combined and ya gotta love the family picture. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/wall-street/olivier-sarkozy-net-worth/
Is that Scott Baio?
face diddled
Separated at birth from Dr. Creepy.
Why is she crying in the second photo?
Jewey Jewman coming in hot!!
BARBARIC!
I hear french guys are AMAZING in bed
i’m wondering if insead of seeing his ugly mug she just sees a giant $ in it’s place
“Finger blasted in public”
That guy looks like Pageviews at a Foam show overwhelming young tail with his financial clout despite his groteseque appearance.
its the “i cant wait for bobby saget to be balls deep on the late night” look
looks like a proud dad taking his daughter out to a ball game as a reward for bringing home a good report card
@kegwhite – this chick was literally a billionaire before she sprouted her first pube, not sure why she’d care if the dude she’s banging has $ or not
by bdemps15 on November 12, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Is that Scott Baio?
Come on. Even I’m not that creepy.
@Boo Radley, she’s at a Knicks game.
Is that the guy from “Men of a Certain Age?”
she looks like she is 12 still
That is completely disgusting…who fuckin goes to Knicks games? Blehhh!!
That’s how I imagine Pres looks at a bagel…tho that looks more like Seinfeld
who the fuck is that guy suppose to be?
I would say “bizarre” is more like it. I mean she just LOOKS like she’s 15, she’s actually 26, which is plenty old enough to get stuffed by whomever she wants. I think people just think she’s still wicked young? Looks like hell to me though, and it is obvious this dude like to pretend she’s a lil kid
That guy has a creepy obsessive look about him. When she dumps him, he’s going to kill her. You heard it here first.
Pic #1 — Rufies hadn’t kicked in yet. Pic #2 — Some time later, rufies took affect.
And if you’re gonna be 16 years older than your chick, at least act like it for Christ’s sake., with the f^ckin hand over the forehead move, Jesus. That’s how he cut the duct tape off her, apparently.