I Don’t See No Bleacher Report Dog In the Boston Business Journal Do You?
Boston Business Journal - (Stella), one of as many 35 dogs that show up to work on any given day at SmartPak. A miniature pinscher, she’s owned by Renee Portnoy and is a member of the merchandising team.
Power move. No other way to describe it. Like how do you know when you’ve officially reached mogul status? No it’s not how much money you make or how many sluts you bang or any of that stuff. It’s when your dog if featured in the Boston Business Journal. That’s when you know you’re a serious mammajamma. A real power player so to speak. Somebody who is not to be trifled with. Like they reserve this type of distinction for the Obama’s and Davey Pageview’s of the world. Portnoy family making moves like a motherfucker.
PS – Cue all the motherfuckers making fun of min-pins. Pure ignorance. Minpins are “King of the Toys” for a reason brah.
MinPins are absolutely tapped, they will bite anyone or anything at anytime.
poor little german dog, he looks like he just found out you’re a jew
If it weighs under 15 pounds it’s not a dog.
Looks like a rat
sweet nipples. dog
“for me to poop on!”
its not the dog thats gay. its you prez. why do you continue to blog about yourself? your life? we don’t give a fuck. we want sports. girls. sometimes funny shit on the internet. but lately, and by lately i mean about a year or so now, your so full of yourself, your mogul status and simply put how cool you are. dude, your old. your site is still cool, and yes i still visit it and yes I’ve had a few beers on this hot day but no matter how big you get, your still a somewhat old dude, who’s is trying to painfully act young, and are slowly but certainly surely selling out to a point where i don’t think i can come on this site anymore. i honestly don’t know why this blog set me off, but fuck, what can i say. i just hope I’m not nearly as desperate when I’m as old as you.
if i catch a 5 pound fish i’ll throw it back, why keep a 5 pound dog
get a real doberman bro, all these little yippie dogs are almost as bad as a cat
assgrass, he is kidding bro, relax.
I hope you’re out walking that thing one day and a hungry Hawk swoops down and snatches that stupid looking bitch and makes a meal out of her.
Now everyone knows where your wife works. Mmmmmm
Say what you want about that dog, but I bet she could do wonders with that tongue and a jar of Skippy.
I have a min pin and a blue pitbull and I can assure you my minpin will bite you first. He’s a mean dog. FYI minpins are half dachshunds and half Italian greyhounds. I got the minpin when I lived home and they are by far the best of the small or toy breeds.i needed a cool tough dog that was small enough that my mom would except. They day I moved out I got a pitbull which is the best dog of any breed. Fuk mike Vick
Hahaha. Looks like Renee is the power player here.
How many Kings have been named “Stella”?
not only do you have a hood ornament as a pet you didn’t even get a male hood ornament…female yappy emasculating little shit
assgrass, who is the bigger loser here: the dude blogging about himself, or the dude that has nothing better to do after a few cold ones than to go online and troll out? jesus dude, bop a chick or play some videogames or something.
@assgrass, it’s called sarcasm you dumb fuck. Drink a few more then go play in the street.
hey assgrass – the faggot store called. bahahhahahahahaha!
oh god come on. if your gonna get on my shit, get on it, those comebacks are weak. the faggot store broke my heart though, for real. and i realize its sarcasm, just time in and time out its the same shiiiitttttttttttttt. and this isn’t me having nothing better to do its me on a phone, checking shit out, hahaha bop a chick? geeeeeeek. play in the street? to get hit by carsssss ohhhh shit dude, straight fire, good one. i think the sun got to me today boys, better cool down with a few more.
How cool.
So how about he 20 other dogs in that slide show article? This is a fucking joke, pageviews. Your high horse, get off it.
My Lab takes dumps bigger than Stella.
Rat in the house. Somebody grab that thing.
Get it? The faggot store called because you are a faggot and then ran out of faggots.
They can’t sell anything for the time being.
If that little bitch could only tell the first lady how many times Pres put ice cream, cream cheese and lox & who knows what else on his balls & had poor Stella lick it off. Why do you think the first lady takes her to work everyday, that little bitch is terrified to be alone with Pres.
assgrassorass, first comment was funny. Since when did davey pageviews hire comment monitors, I see you Karen klein.
“Toy” anything =fag dog.
Dave, Renee enjoys anal. You should probably know that.
Mini pins are pretty awesome and that one looks pretty cool, but not as cool as Italian Greyhounds since they’re only part.
@rexisfat ONLY WITH HER HORSES
Looks like Stella is watching Renee get pounded by someone who’s much longer lasting than you
The dog has better posture than el tokka
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Jew fuck. U should be drowned with that faaggit rat dog and ur Jew cocksucking nigga fucking ugly big nose big clit wife. Die Jew die
That rat dog looks like its watching Renee get pounded out by 2 big black cocks as u sit on ur Jew ball chair drinking an ice coffee reading deadspin crying like Jew bitch DIE JEW
Kermit and Marbles are so much cooler than that bitch.
You can’t possibly allow people like “throw the jew down the well” remain on this site with comments like that, right?
Get a real dog fag. I’d throw a rock at you if i spotted you walking that rat down the street
Great blog……….
All min pins do is piss on clothes and act retarded. Stupidest of the toy breed bar none. Everybody knows pugs are the king of the toy breed, the largest of the class and the definitive funniest as well.
And hey Doyle, if you can’t rock a toy breed the only fag is you brah.
Pj18. Must be a Jew Warm up the oven
Your nose is still bigger
I hear Mrs. Portnoy has a thing for horses.
Stallions, to be precise.
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Oh, and ass-play, too.