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   by seth2021 on October 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm

   so wait, were you talking to yourself in the mirror in the last line?

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   by tomcaronsgoatee on October 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

   you’re nesting, kid….. when will you officially share the news that the first lady is preggo?

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   by financebroskegs on October 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

   fakest story ever

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   by Numero Two on October 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

   Dog just making neighbors lives better never mind its owners. Such a dog move.

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   by kickthepuppy on October 5, 2012 at 5:46 pm

   Motherfucking dogs. Just the best goddam animals on the planet!

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   by rexisfat on October 5, 2012 at 5:50 pm

   David, is it true Renee prefers anal entry over vag entry? Be honest.

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   by kyleortonsneckbeard on October 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm

   Neil is that you ghost writing for prez

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   by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on October 5, 2012 at 5:53 pm

   Rexisfat FTW

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   by Sir-Smoke-Alot on October 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm

   I dont like dogs, but if i had one show up at my door for an hour a day to nap at my house, you better believe beofre the nap that mutt is licking peanut butter off my balls.

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    by EZBreezey2222 on October 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    why didnt this person just look at the dog’s tag?

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    by borgesucks on October 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Tomcaronsgoatee is right. Congrats on the pregnancy Prez. You’re life as you know it is officially over.

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    by smitty3 on October 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    precious as fuck

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    by godzirra on October 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    i wish i made this story up, could use the pub

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    by stro on October 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    @rexisfat what I heard is the reason David uses young interns is because they have more stamina. When they enter Renee anally they make of for David’s lack of performance ensuring the anal orgasm.

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    by Hipneck on October 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    There was a dog like that when I was a kid.  It lived down the road with another family but it made our place it’s second home.  Cool story, brews.

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    by wilburham on October 5, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Dave boy or girl name it wilburham

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    by wilburham on October 5, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Dave boy or girl name it wilburham

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    by Evil One on October 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I would have let him sleep on my bed and probably joined him, nothing better than napping with a hound

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    by yukon cornelius on October 5, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    I would have gone to the dog’s house and shit in its yard.

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    by kris10 on October 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    tomcaronsgoatee is so right. first the week of rabbits, now this? youre pregnant.

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    by mcgriddle on October 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Hate the pop in

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    by mcgriddle on October 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Hate the pop in

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    by mcgriddle on October 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Hate the pop in

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    by kickthepuppy on October 5, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Rexisfat, thanks for making me laugh so hard I drew the attention of co-workers in the other room. You ever try explaining that shit away? Best thing I read all day

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    by johnnybegood on October 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Cute story. Here are some other “true” dog stories you finder/creator of original content you: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/stories/strange_miracle_dog.htm

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    by tornopen on October 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    fake story written by a soccer mom who thinks she is funny. Portnoy, You are a herpes infested vagina for putting this on barstool. Grow some balls.

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    by dcod on October 5, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Where will EPs sympathy weight hit him the most? I’d take the over on the neck hump. We’re nine months from El Bisondente.

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    by naokorules on October 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    Rexisfat, once again throwing out something that shouldn’t really be funny, but for whatever reason is hilarious.

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    by elkhunter on October 5, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Story is fake as fuck, but don’t fuck with dogs. Down syndrome, amputee’s, cancer, cripled kids, don’t give a shit, but leave the dogs out of this. It’s the one thing that is off limits!

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