I Guess Getting Choke Slammed Is What Kids Do For Fun At Bridgewater State Nowadays
Reader Email
Hey El Pres,
So here me and my friends are at Bridgewater State’s Springfest on Saturday, my friend got heroic and thought it be a great idea to get choke slammed through a table. So heres my question… Does letting your buddy try and choke slam you through a table get my bro laid? Viva La Stool.
sincerely Dylan
Springfest looks like fun. Whiplash for days….
PS – Is the kid who got choke slammed wearing a Brownie’s Beer Die tshirt? I’m gonna fucking roll that tournament this year.
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Kids are so stupid these days
You should always gimmick up your table before you get choke slammed through it. Bush league back-yarders.
Dro man invented the choke slam when a girl gave him coodies in the 4th grade.
Then Dro trained the coodies to be his personal Ninja Assassins
nobody has seen Becky since grade 4
Last I heard she was married to Hasselbeck. There constant changing of addresses and constant security team has spared them from the continuous Dro Man wrath that began many, many years ago.
Have another one
He felt it, so he that means he wasn’t drunk enough
I thought the choke slam was when you put your dick in the guys mouth and then tombstone pile drive him no?
Lots of south shore douchebags at bridge water state college. The hell i’m gonna give it university status…
clearly a rock bottom
don’t judge me, stro. what would you have done in that situation? we’re talking cooties here…COOTIES. that’s like the herp when you’re a kid. i don’t play that shit, son.
@ireadblogs Agreed, that was definitely a Rock Bottom
Dylan….your a tool. http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/04/fme-ftl_20.html