I Need A Wrap Sandwich STAT!
I’m generally not one of those 3 games into the season WEEI panic button type guys. But I got to be honest. This team smells. Everything about them smells. The stench from last season’s debacle is still fresh. Like last year I didn’t panic at all when they started 2-10. But this year is different. I’m telling you this team ain’t right. There is just something off about them. I know it’s only 3 games in, but I’m convinced we stink for real. Am I the only one getting that vibe? Let’s just hope Jenny Dell can somehow win a few games for us because we’re gonna need it. I need a fucking wrap sandwich like you read about.
1st real Sox blog of the year…what a disappointing one, too.
They all dont give a shit, they’re still all gonna get paid win or loss so fuck it. keep blaming god adrian
Sorry to say….you’ve summed up how we all feel right now. “The stench of last year’s debacle is still fresh” is the perfect line. They somehow made it all the way through the Winter without showering. Give ‘em the chicken and beer….they might as well at least amuse us with their buffoonery while they leave us high and dry without wins. Before the next 92 posters jump in with “Calm the Fck down, it’s 3 games in…blah blah blah….”…yeah…we know…we can count…..but it’s 3 shitty games, and 2 of them they could’ve won. That’s how this Season’s gonna go….”They coulda won this, they shoulda won that”…but they didn’t.
How many NYY fans are gonna come on shitting on the Sox not realizing they’re 0-3 as well? O/U is 7.5.
Hey don’t worry about it, Yanks are also 0-3. Of course the last time they started 0-3 was 1998, and we all know how that ended up….
i think if someone makes a good play, or scores, or whatever, something positive for this fucking team, Jenny should sit on their face for 3 minutes as a reward. And if a blown save, error, whatever, anything negative, we bring El Guapo back to sit on their face for 3 minutes. Boom! World Series Champions! Boston Red Sox.
Worst bullpen in the league. Throw Bard back in the bullpen and hang Aceves from the green monster for our home opener.. How you let Papelbon get away is beyond me…
Terrible pitching
Calm down
Adrian Gonzales is such an underwhelming superstar. Can a guy put up mvp caliber numbers without having a meaningful hit? I think he can. Also, Sex Ryan Valentine might get fired before June because the media will lynch him.
Its Karma bro. The team does have something about it that just isnt right but it was coming to us. We shitted on Francona when he should’ve had a life time job for all he’s done for the Sox. And thats just only tipping the iceberg of shit with this team thats gonna cause bad Karma. But hey, 5 months left until football, and the C’s and B’s are in the playoffs.
Thank god we converted our BEST reliever into a starter and traded our starting shortstop to save some money. Not like a team with a $180 million payroll is in win now mode anyway…
Bobby V’s decision to move Bard into the starting rotation has been a great one. So far it’s only cost us two games. Which isn’t too shabby.
cantgetthestinkout, the decision to start Bard was Cherington’s and the baseball ops. Valentine wants Bard in the bullpen.
^^He was pressured from the front office to put Bard in the rotation, Bobby V was reluctant to make him a starter.
At least if they lose a little bit the pink hats will leave. And maybe they can figure out how to take less than 3.5 hours to complete a 9 inning game.
Banner year for cherington so far.
when did daniel bard become mariano rivera? in case you guys forgot, Bard BLEW as a closer. What are you gonna complain about in June when Bard is thrown back in the bullpen out of necessity, gets lit up, and Aaron Cook takes his spot in the rotation?
I stand corrected.
relax bro its 3 games
padilla in the rotation, bard in the pen
Who’s laughing harder, Francona or Papsmear?
Everyone hopped on my dick when I came on here saying how much we were going to miss Papelbon after a couple of blown saves in April. Even I didn’t know they would come on opening day weekend. Sox on cruise control to a fourth place finish.
bobby valentine also beat ken jon il in golf
when did you guys hire shank to write for the stool? first jerry and now prez… how the mighty have fallen
i know the yanks’ are also 0-3 but from what i saw at least their bats are working. hopefully this season doesn’t drag on. go sox
Pres, when you’re right you’re right. I was having the same convo with my uncle over Easter dinner. This team never even washed themselves off last years stink to start off fresh….. They will suck and unfortunately fight half heatedly for third place in the east
Bobby v also defeated z Germans in ww2…..by himself
Ken Jon Il? That is the most retarded misinterpretation I have ever seen…
Nick punto batting leadoff was enough fot me to wasnt valentine out