LBSTim Tebow recently signed with a Hollywood agency, so does that mean his next step is appearing on a TV show? According to the host of “The Bachelor,” that’s a possibility. “The Bachelor” host Chris Harrison said on Access Hollywood Live Monday he’s talked with the Broncos quarterback about being featured on the show. “I’ve actually met Tim Tebow,” Harrison said. “I met him about becoming our next ‘Bachelor.’ I think he’d be a great Bachelor.” Asked if Tebow was likely to accept the offer, Harrison was pessimistic. “Well, they always say yes, but it never happens,” Harrison explained. “He’s a really good guy. He did say yes … but he would never do it. He has a little job called quarterback at least for another year.”

There’s no way Tim Tebow does this in a million years. He knows it, I know it, and you know it. But having said that, someone needs to get him to do this. Someone needs that little Devil in Tebow’s ear whispering “Do it, Timmy! Come on, do it! There are 25 hot and incredibly desperate sluts begging you to bang them!” The dude has avoided temptation thus far, apparently, but if you put him in a house with all smokes there’s no way he doesn’t falter.

It would be absolute must see TV. I guarantee you the Nielsen ratings would be off the charts. All of America tuning in every night cheering Tebow on harder than they were in OT vs the Steelers. Come on Timmy! Fuck her! Do it for me, dude! Do it for meeee! Think about it. How awesome would it be to see these pathetic girls lunging at Tebow’s belt buckle like they’re D-linemen and him just batting them away with the Bible. Stiff arming them with the crucifix. I’ve never been this excited about something I know won’t happen. I need this to happen, America! I need to see Tim Tebow quoting Bible verses as he hands out that last rose. God damnit, I need it!

PS – If Tebow does the Bachelor then Jeremy Lin has to do American Ninja Warrior. What’s fair is fair.