I Need To Chime In On How Stupid People Are
So these photos are from GTA this afternoon. I ranked the chicks in order of who I’d like to fuck. Obviously #1 was my first choice. I got ripped in the comments section for picking her over #3. Not one person picked #1 as their first choice. Umm what planet am I on? Am I the only one that even knows how to rank asses anymore? Look at the 2nd and 3rd pictures you idiots! That is a PERFECT ass. Clearly she got caught mid walk on the first photo, but if everybody is standing still next to each other ass #1 knocks out ass #3 within the first 20 seconds of the first round. Maybe you could go with #2 if you like bigger asses, but #1 is damn near perfect. Come on guys. Wake up. Be better than this. I can’t hold your hand through life forever. Ass #1 everyday off camera everyway.
Check your twitter. I’m @SpecialTedVT. This Old Lady tried to jump this stairs. Come to VaTech. #OldLadySwag
unless you are talking about celebrity cocks you are really in no position to lecture anyone about any other subject
I’ve read short stories written by special needs kids that were easier to follow than this blog……way to go Pres!!!
Stupid is as stupid does, Jewface. As you note in your opening sentence, your ranking was for who you’d like to fuck. So asking if you’re the only one who knows how to rank asses anymore, as noted five sentences later, is advertising your own stupidity.
ted sucks… prez I really like you today and sticking up for booties
Any syrup with those pancakes? #3 all day and i’ll need sunday off! Is this upside down barstool sports?
Stick to cup-flipping you deer tick.
I’d go with the some-what chubby chick on the far right in the first pic. Not becasue she’s the hottest, but rather becasue she’s not the hottest. Knowing that all of her friends are prettier than she is, means she’ll try much harder in the sack…. the other chicks are dead fish…. guaranteed!
YOU REALLY NEED A NEW JOB
Anytime a female’s upper waist is wider than the pelvis area by the ass, it basically becomes a dude. #2 >>> #1
#2 all day you moron
Agree – #2
Number 1 is clearly the hottest, that said, why the fuck are you pushing this “everyday off camera everyway” shit? It’s not a cool saying at all. You got a little lucky with “hardo” but this new thing you keep trying to say once a day will not work.
Useless bickering, I’d easily smash all three without a second thought. Why choose?
NOTE: #2 ain’t wearing a big stupid hat for no reason. Also, she’s not “thick”. She’s tubby. Look at that second pic. Shaky thighs. But as far as asses go, I’m sticking with Portnoy on #1. Prime time. My ranking is: 1, 3, 2.
PS – #4 MIIIIIIIGHT be underage. Get at it, Kelly.
Pres, did you miss the little blond boy in the background of picture #3 ? No chance you don’t pick him over the chicks you Pedo Heeb.
“Umm what planet am I on?”
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Big-Shitter Prime, apparently.
not sure if i agree with your police work there lou
Idda like to test drive any dem bishes to see how they handle!!!
Clearly #1 has the biggest ass, but that’s not what Noseface Killah said he was ranking. He was and we were ranking who we’d like to fuck, and from what the pics show (and to he fair not everyone gets a fair shake), #3 has a smokin body, top to bottom, and face. Hands down #3. If we’re ranking biggest dumpy ass, then 1 all the way.
Best ass goes to #1, best looking goes to #3
lets just tell it like it is, all those asses are sub-par. Those bitches are strutting around like they’re 10s but they are like 7s when it comes to how seriously they take their fitness. 10s are the girls who hit the gym 2-3 times a day like psychos, these girls are normal decently attractive girls. The asses have some cellulite, which is fine if they want that, but they shouldn’t strut around like Bar fucking Rafaeli
Pink suit looks like it ate a lemon.
No matter how much you defend the fatties, I stand by choice, #3 all the way.
id fuck them all. ok? there
I guessed 1. kelly clarkson 2. Oprah Winfrey 3. Bar Rafaeli 4. Jessica Simpson 5. Vince Neil.
Not to comment on Dudes in the picture, but Pres since you are all about surfing, you totally whiffed on the fact Kelly Slater is in the picture, he was also on baywatch.
JEWS GONNA JEW… AM I RIGHT FELLAS?
mmm i would stick it in #3′s boyfriend
Pres, wipe the santorum off your hook nose face, and put down the gay porn, you homosatanic sex offender….
When the Pres is right the Pres is right. nevermind what the Jew-haters club says, all they see is big noses and cheap people.
#3 all day long
Fuck all of you. This is a classic trick question. They are all fuckable GTA’s. If you don’t think so, send pres an email with your chicks ass.
Totally agree with you prez, howeverrrr, you cannot see the faces of number 1 and number 2. At least number 3 looks good from front and behind. Also, I second Ted’s first comment. I go to VaTech too, epic picture of an old lady who crashed her car on campus.