Everybody knows that the thing that makes Michigan the best school in the country is our extensive alumni network. Everywhere you look there is a Wolverine in a position of power trying to help another Wolverine out.  Whether it be US Presidents, NFL QB’s or Smut Publishers.   Well now it’s my turn to give back.   I want to make a star out of Chalres Clinton. Enough wasting away as a sideline reporter for Michigan hockey. It’s time to call him up to the Big Leagues and make him the official street reporter of the Stool. It’s an absolute no brainer.   I mean this guy is Gold Jerry Gold!   

 Back to you Guuuuyssss!