I Need To Hire This Professional Pencil Sharpener And I Needed To Hire Him Yesterday
Youtube – David Rees, author of the new book “How to Sharpen Pencils” shares his equipment and technique, using Palomino Blackwing pencils. Artisanal Pencil Sharpening is part of the BLACKWING EXPERIENCE, an interactive exhibition and event celebrating the iconic tool of the creative fields at the Art Directors Club on April 17th, 2012.
Do I use pencils anymore? No. Does anybody on planet earth use pencils anymore? No. (Lee Corso notwithstanding) Do I need to hire this professional pencil sharpener at the Stool? Absolutely. Because this is what building an empire is all about. Assembling a team of individuals each with their own unique set of talents. You walk into one room and you have the Lord of Cotton Candy. You walk into another room and you have a professional pencil sharpener. You walk into a 3rd room and you have Sales Guy doing nothing. When you combine all the talents you have an unstoppable fighting machine. That’s how you win wars. And yes I would keep an automatic pencil sharpener on my desk just so whenever the professional pencil sharpener disappointed me I’d threaten to use the automatic right in face. You know that must be the equivalent of pouring hot lava on this guy’s head.
get me that book
Stealing the t-shirt idea from a charity will be the fall of the “stool empire”, bet the house on it.
I want to make fun of this guy so bad, but I just fucking can’t. He’s so damn serious about this.
i’ll be over here just taking for granted that you all know this is bullshit, part of a running gag, and that none of you actually think it’s for real.
i see you too go on reddit davey pvs
I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that someone actually wrote a book about sharpening pencils or the fact that someone actually published it.
barstool not only promotes rape culture, it always doesn’t believe in cancer research and charity work
elpres stays winning
i wouldn’t take that for granted Rex. Especially for Pres.
elpres how soon do you plug the plug on barstool philly?, you know the site is losing money like lebron in the 4th quarter
philly site is fuckin painful.. blackdude tell mo hes fired so pres doesnt get in trouble
prob doesnt have much to do with him sucking but at least hire someone who reads the stool before he gets the job.. i remember Mo saying he barely went on the site
iPhone users WISH your sakes guy did nothing.
This guy is a total waste of time and the definition of an asshole.
* David Letterman
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lol @ revnathanhortonheat
I use pencils, faggot!
@spinna, elpres is stuck with him, the minute elpres fires him, going to make into a race issue, he will 100% win, you see half the shit elpres post, its a lost cause, he should just rename the site stoolLALA and have mo blog there bro
“It’s impossible to sharpen a pencil without a pencil.” Mind = blown.
sales guy really does nothing I’ve e-mailed him 2 times now…. nothing back. Sick Bro.
I don’t understand how nobody realizes that this video is a joke. He’s kidding. It’s satire.
Did you get a load of his ‘travel kit?’ Box cutters, razors, and other ‘really sharp things.’ I hope he travels by mule train, because he sure ain’t doing it by plane.
This guy really puts the “anal” in artisanal.
this is fucking retarded. straight retarded.
this guy sure knows how to handle his wood. “why do i have a pair of tweezers?” to jerk off with. “why do i have rubber tubing?” because you just had an epiphany: you’ve been talking about pencils for 5 minutes and you are going to hang yourself. “you can assemble everything you need to sharpen a pencil for under $1,000″ as long as $5 is still less than $1,000 i can’t disagree with him.
PS – guy is definitely a ninja with the pencil and can stab both your eyes out. and if that fails he’s carrying around a box cutter.
100% chance Mo is still around because Dave is scared of black people. Just kidding, Mo’s about as black as I am, AKA not black
does this guy really need to be wearing a work apron?