This is old but no one I’ve asked has seen it. My whole life I’ve always been pretty cynical about stuff like this. Like I’ve heard thousands of stories about weird happenings, seen tons of “haunted” shows. The only one I ever bought any stock in was Paranormal Activity but even that is fishy now. I just think the dead are dead. No spirits or demons or anything like that. Well don’t I look dumb now? Ball don’t lie.

Toasters aren’t supposed to burn toast and carve messages like “Satan Lives.” That’s not how they work, not normal ones at least. Just sucks that this lady has to keep it because it makes such great toast. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is making perfect toast so this lady has to keep a possessed appliance in her home. Kinda sad?