So on Friday I got inundated with emails from Fairfield students complaining that their school blocked ticketmaster so they couldn’t buy tickets to Fuckin Foam at Bridgeport on April 5th. Naturally I reacted the only way I know how. I called Fairfield a bunch on Nazis. Well this morning I traded emails from a computer guy at Fairfield and he was asking what happened because they didn’t block it. Turns out ticketmaster blocked it because of a glich in their system with shared networks. Long story short I owe Fairfield an apology. I’m not sure whether calling them Nazi’s constitutes hate speech or not, but it doesn’t even matter. This is as big a victory as VJ Day. It’s not only a victory for the Stool. It’s not only a victory for Fairfield. It’s a victory for America! I guess what I’m trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change! Now let’s all buy tickets and get foamed the fuck out.