I Think John Dennis Forgot He Was In Kingpin
So last week I had lunch with Dennis and Callahan. Talked about the potential of doing some shit with them. Yes worlds may be colliding Rotillo, Rodillo, Romillo. Anyway at the end of lunch I said to John Dennis that if this works out the only thing I’d ask is for him to give me a couple “How Gallant Is That’ shoutouts when I’m on the air. Well dude looked at me like I had 9 heads. To the point I started second guessing myself and actually asked him if he was even in Kingpin? Like maybe I was losing my mind? I was legitimately confused. Even after I mentioned the movie he still didn’t remember it for like 10 minutes. Maybe the most baffling thing I’ve ever encountered. It’s probably my favorite line in the entire movie and he had no clue he said it. Stunning. It would be like Clint Eastwood forgetting he said “Go ahead make my day” Getting old sucks.
WEEI Blows!!!! and D&C are the 2 biggest jerk offs on radio!!
way to hop on a sinking ship bro, they fucking suck and are going downhill fast.
and a majority of your audience listens to Toucher and Rich and rest of 98.5
John Dennis is so yesterday’s news that even HE doesn’t remember himself.
Thats actually pretty funny, cuz he can be a big time dick too. Completely lost your confidence with his reaction.
John Dennis is the fattest piece of shit in Boston sports media. If you hop on board with them it is the ultimate example of you selling out.
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Ditto to the first 3 guys above me. EEI sucks.
“Talked about the potential of doing some shit with them.”
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And the value of WEEI stock plummets to nothingness in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
PS – John Meterparel (sp?) makes Jerry Thronton look like Dirk Diggler.
What everyone else said. Fuck them.
I bet he actually didnt say it- sounds like a voiceover, Maybe they added it in after the fact with someone else’s voice.
Dennis and Callahan FUCKIN SUCK. Bad move joining on that sinking ship Pres. Don’t associate with those suckas.
EEI = awful. u think their 40+ demographic is gonna know: 1) who you are 2) what barstool sports is 3) what a blog is 4) any pop culture references?
i hope you’re just doing this to bait 98.5 to come knocking on your door. otherwise, bad idea aligning w/ EEI
Hahaha, whole point of this blog was just to namedrop that you went to lunch with these two fossils, only you didn’t realize your audience hates them.
What’s with going to lunch with the two of them? Do they need to constantly travel as a pair? Do they fuck each other’s wives together?
doobah – awesome. thornton smells little kids’ bike seats.
D&C still have a show? Those guys suck. Bad move pres… bad move.
lol @wildmanpete
what you idiots don’t realize is that you idiots will follow me wherever I go hence they’ll automatically get younger just like how you say you won’t read the blog anymore but always do. If anybody is stupid here it’s 98.5 for not getting in bidding war to protect their audience.
D&C are the best show on radio.
Oh, we’ll follow you, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it
There’s tons of great lines in that movie and that’s your favorite one? Chris Elliott alone has like 5 gems.
listening to D&C is far more painful than the ruckus challenge
im 100% done with this website if this happens. complete sellout. bad move
my problem with sports hub is the fact that after toucher and rich i can’t stand listening to any person on that station. Felger is a moron, Masarotti’s voice is annoying the midday show is just atrocious. But their listeners are the same people that are Stoolies. And by that i mean moronic idiotic teenage boys who refuse to grow up, and continue to drink excessive amounts because it’s “cool”
I wont start listening to D&C but I will still read the blog. Deal?
im 100% done with this website if this happens. complete sellout. bad move
hahah. no your not. And how is it a sell out. I want to get on the radio. I’m doing it for me. explain how that’s selling out.
D&C rip on jack edwards allll the time so i fucking hate them to begin with. I see why there trying to bring u in but its a very VERY desperate move that will not work. And no pres if i heard u were going to be on D&C i wouldn’t give to shits, Toucher and Rich all the way, at least those guys no how to incorporate comedy with sports.
Prez,
WEEI’s ratings of the key men demo’s are all you need to know, WEEI is ties with OLDIES for 12th, 98.5 is number 1. Nuff said.
Don’t associate with those two windbags, if for no other reason than they dont’ talk about sports, they are a policits show. The only policits I see here, is Sarah Palins, hot ass daughter Bristol.
D&C play checkers while T&R play chess. no need to go after the angry old man demo, they are too busy complaining about Deval Patricks policies and JD Drews contract to care about smut and pop culture
at least those guys no how to incorporate comedy with sports.
I invented that.
Agreed bryan1224 — complete sellout. Awful move.
sorry El Pres, 98.5, especially Toucher and Rich and Felger are WWAAAAYYYY more entertaining than you, it will take a lot more than a jewish blogger with a big nose to get me to listen to those old fucks.
You and WEEI will survive almost as long as stool lala.
I can see why WEEI would want to do it, I don’t see it being successful for you
If you want to be funny and talk some sports head to T&R. If you want to pull on your pud talking about Scott Brown and railing against liberals, head on those two old fartbags.
comedy and sports? caddyshack, jim rome, el pres. sounds right.
at least those guys no how to incorporate comedy with sports.
I invented that.
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Hahaha if you say you invented that, then dont you know that i invented the internet as well?
Pres can’t go to the SportsHub because of Zolack. Which is a shame becase EEI is fucking puke sandwiches. Felger and Mazz are the best show on sports. Period. They don’t constantly cup the balls of every Boston team Ala Smithers on this web site. It’s nice to hear a little objectivity once in a while.
Gresh and Zolack fucking blow though. hate them guys. Pres if you could take Zolack’s spot that would be the ultimate.
Question: Do all you jackasses that are telling him it’s a terrible idea think he’s going to listen to you?
I think stoolies need to realize that every move Pres makes, cant be to make everyone of us happy.
First off, everyone will never be happy.
Secondly, Pres has a relationship with the Sports Hub. Why be beholden to them? Gain leverage by working with both stations and transfer the power from them to him. It makes much more financial sense that way.
If being a smart businessman is selling out, then I guess this is selling out. Although, I think in order for me to call you a businessman, you might have to spruce up the “office” a little bit.
Pres, you should go to the Connecticut School of Broadcasting before you attempt to go on the radio again
My buddy works at 98.5, he said that they will only have you on if you dont try to talk sports. Ouch, maybe you should brush up on your sports.
wrong station. those two are unbearable. they are only thing worse than gresh and zo on boston radio. I am completely done with this site if this happens
Partner up with D and C? Hahahaha. What a horrible idea. I will never, ever listen to you on the radio of it is with those two.
Logged in for the first time in months just to say this. That’s how horrible of an idea it is.
mclovin I think they do. Bottomline is if I had a show I think i’d beat everybody. I honestly believe that. But if you think I’m afraid of anybody on 98.5 you’re nuts. I’m a little different cat to go head to head with than guys on WEEI if you haven’t noticed.
Your also nuts if you don’t think the Stoolies are the most loyal fan base of anybody in Boston. We prove it time and again. Love or hate me the majority of em will follow.
honestly. If you are going to be on EEI just go on any other show
And if they dont follow, you expand your demographic and target market. Win-win pres.
Chess!
The title of the story should be “I Think John Dennis Forgot What His Dick Looked Like, Because He Hasn’t Seen It In 15 Years”
ya pres it’s astounding to me. Almost as funny as the people threatening you that they are done with this site if you go on EEI. Umm ok bye have fun reading TMZ.
i don’t understand why some one would stop reading this site just because they don’t like a decision he makes regarding radio. is it because you’d be mad at him or something? do you think you’re his wife? some of you guys are so fucking strange.
i think it’s just the fact that D & C always come off as the exact people this blog is against. Plus they’re more concerned about politics and Sarah Palin’s taint then sports, so you’re going to be under utilized.
The people on Portnoy’s dick telling him what he wants to hear are fucking pathetic.
Pres the one time you were on T and R you got your panties in a bunch over some bit they “stole” or something to that affect so try not to sound so whiny this time around.
p.s. still not tuning in to D and C
John Dennis can’t remember doing Kingpin because he probably has Alzheimer’s
You do realize that you can’t say fuck for every other word on the radio don’t you?
I never said I’d stop viewing the site. I could give a shit where El Pres wants to appear; in fact, even if he goes on the Hitler Variety Hour, he is at least spreading awareness of the site, which is good. My problem is that Dennis and Callahan suck and I don’t want BSB being associated with anything that sucks so fuckin much.
98.5
I would get on the radio anywhere I could so I can’t give pres shit for that.
but EEI sucks and I may tune in once to see if you bomb like your last radio appearance
will still love the site but you being on D&C wont make me put up with their boring shit.
I’m surprised they allow jews on the air with them really
will you be on TV with them too? nothing better than a HD TV show filled with faces made for radio
by elpresidente on June 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm
mclovin I think they do. Bottomline is if I had a show I think i’d beat everybody. I honestly believe that. Your also nuts if you don’t think the Stoolies are the most loyal fan base of anybody in Boston.
So sad, it’s like the .230 hitter who believes if he only played every day he’d hit .325. Bill Parcells said players need to know their roles. As do aging big nosed bloggers. As for your fan base, you continually lose sight of the fact that you have a captive audience. People are bored at work, they will do ANYTHING not to work. The second they have to work to get your content they are gone. If people had to choose only deadpsin or BSS you’d lose 3/4 of your pageviews. When someone has to choose D&C with you or 98.5 what do you think will happen?
as much as I prefer 98.5, they do get all their ‘news’ that they rip on and videos and audio from the stool but say its from deadspin or another site when it goes up there a few hours later
Mclovin get el pres’ ball bag out of your mouth
There’s 0% chance you take any ratings from 98.5 in the longrun. At first you will, I’d definitely listen but after that I’m switching shit back. EEI is a fucking joke. I’m not hating on ya though, I’d do the same fucking thing if I were you. Just do it with 98.5.
by McLovin on June 6, 2011 at 3:31 pm
There’s tons of great lines in that movie and that’s your favorite one? Chris Elliott alone has like 5 gems.
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Mclovin you stupid inbred fuck. Yes there were memorable lines in the movie but how many were uttered by John Dennis (you know, the guy Pres had lunch with)? Why would Dave want John Dennis to say a line that Chris Elliot had in the movie??? For fuck sake dummy!!!!
Pres,
I understand the move if you’re trying to expand your audience. If you think that would work than you know better than me.
But if you’re thinking D&C will help your main demographic, you’re nuts. D&C pulled like a 2 share.
Just go on T&R already and clean up. You would own shit on T&R.
schnide says: some of you guys are so fucking strange.
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Well, D’UH!
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Yeah, D&C suck, we all know it. But expanding/doubling your readership is a genius move IF you can grab a few hundred thousand of their 50+ year-old listeners. If not, who cares – you’ve fulfilled your fantasy of being a radio show co-host for a few weeks. Bravo!
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Now, please stop with all this “you losers will follow me anywhere” garbage, ’cause you’re REALLY starting to come off as a meglomaniac – even if it’s mostly true. (you know it’s got to be pretty bad right now, considering you’ve been a 100% egotistical prick for as long as I’ve known you…..)
titknocker i’m merely pointing out the stupidity of some commenters. I ain’t telling him what he wants to hear, I just have a brain in my head. Telling him this idea will fail & threatening to leave the site makes no sense. None.
jimnasium i’m speechless. Go back and read the blog. Holy shit.
I’ve heard the “Power Hour” and it’s dreadful. That said I understand your thinking and commend you for going after what you want. I dont think you’ll do well at all on EEI as 98.5 is beyond dominating the landscape at the moment, but they’re still new enough that by getting involved at the Hub now, you could be there for a long time…if they even want to involve you.
Send manzo on EEI so he doesn’t have to blog anymore.
I don’t understand what everyone is complaining about. Have you heard this dude on the radio? Awful doesn’t even begin to describe it. I don’t want that nasally, lispy voice on Toucher and Rich, so send him over to EEI. D&C will hate him, their listeners will hate him, and things only go further downhill for EEI.
Oh, and EP will have his dream of becoming an on-air “personality” crushed. All in all, a pretty big win-win.
And the only role he would be good in at the Hub is filling Wallach’s shoes as the whipping boy. But with EP’s inflated ego, there is zero chance he could handle the criticism.
by Wicked Mr Pickett on June 6, 2011 at 3:54 pm
by elpresidente on June 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm
mclovin I think they do. Bottomline is if I had a show I think i’d beat everybody. I honestly believe that. Your also nuts if you don’t think the Stoolies are the most loyal fan base of anybody in Boston.
So sad, it’s like the .230 hitter who believes if he only played every day he’d hit .325. Bill Parcells said players need to know their roles. As do aging big nosed bloggers. As for your fan base, you continually lose sight of the fact that you have a captive audience. People are bored at work, they will do ANYTHING not to work. The second they have to work to get your content they are gone. If people had to choose only deadpsin or BSS you’d lose 3/4 of your pageviews. When someone has to choose D&C with you or 98.5 what do you think will happen?
-This seriously may be the funniest thing I have read in a while (Barstool not withstanding Prez) hire this guy, if there is one thing all Americans like, its taking the Jews down a peg or two.
Pres, I am a Stoolie to the core, and I will continue to read this site if you go on D&C, but sorry dude, there’s no way I am changing from Toucher and Rich to listen to you on D&C. That show and that station is fucking awful. Do whats best for you but I don’t think a lot of Stoolies will follow you to EEI.
So if Pres’ demographic is 19-25 year olds, and EEI’s demographic is 40+… And Pres is trying to get free marketing (regardless that there is only 4 listeners) for BSS, and EEI is trying to bring in the entourage that follows him, isn’t this a win/win for everyone? Fuck man, must be something I’m missing because I’d do the exact same thing.
Get off your stools, no pun intended but completely intended.
What’s with all the antisemitism? If you don’t like Jews, why are you reading/contributing to a Jewish person’s website? Blows my mind that in 2011 stupidity is still the biggest America’s export…
Wait, if you had a show you think you’d beat anyone???? You’re as smooth a talker as Johnny Damon while on radio. I almost hope you get a show so you fail miserably and see how difficult it would be to pull off. Be realistic.
The thing you’re all missing is that T & R obviously don’t want anything to do with Pres. If they did, he would have been working with them 3 years ago when they were still interviewing The Chili Guy and playing Green Day songs for WBCN. They see themselves as the go-to-guys for the Pop culture/sports mix in the city and see Pres as a threat. If he dis go on T & R, they’d just bring in Adolofo to make fun of during the segments and Pres will just get lost in the morning zoo shuffle. This is the smartest move he can make right now, going on WEEI. It raises he profile in Boston media while also reaching an older audience. The 5 minute weekly segement won’t do anything for D&C’s ratings but still elevates Pres in the eyes of the Boston media.
most of 98.5 listeners read the stool already, he doesnt have to go on there. plus they are dominating and dont want him
FM>AM. Seriously, who the fuck listens to EEI anymore?
So 98.5 has the young crowd, so the response is to put a blogger on the old guy morning show? Dennis and Callahan can’t even comprehend half the jokes that would be put out there.
Lol dude you would be even more exposed of your lack of sports knowledge if you were on the radio everyday.
And for a guy that’s hates LeBron so much, you certainly act and talk just like the guy
This is great. You just know that EEI forced D&C to go have lunch with Pres and beg him to join their show. That’s why old Dennis the Hut couldn’t “remember” his line from that movie. He did remember it but just couldn’t come to terms that he has to kiss your ass so he didn’t want to say the fucking line. God how the once mighty D&C have fallen. I love it. Oh and, there’s no way you will win on the radio ya FATSO. Your last appearance was a mumblefuck of words that wouldn’t spittle out of your mouth. And now D&C is relying on you to save their sinking ship? Priceless. Don’t get me wrong. I love the site and love you Pres but I’m not listening to that shit. I stick with T&R.
pres you will get your asshole ripped apart by D&C… i listen to them every morning. your rat ways are all about being disgusting as possible while callahan is just brilliant.. you are gay and i also hope for gods sake i do not have to hear that stupid as voice at 6 am in the morning
Joe Kickass said it perfectly… love you and the website, just not your fucking retarded voice at 6am rabbling on like a rat
Pres-You are the being the biggest fucking tool right now. Stop. Just stop. Stop saying people love you and will follow you anywhere you go. What are you, fucking Jesus? Yes, we enjoy your website (actually Boston has been pretty terrible lately-BarstoolU is probably the only thing keeping you from being homeless), but who says that has anything to do with YOU? Yeah, you can spit out a funny line or two now and then but I come here to avoid work and see a good video or two and that’s about it. Your writing is getting so un-funny it’s like watching a terrible kissing scene. I literally have to stop reading because I feel so awkward for you. And this radio thing? Your voice would make me shove dicks in my ears if they were the closest thing I could find. And you should probably stop posting pictures from your parties-it’s not helping the cause brotha. I DARE you to not put a single video, picture or audio clip on this website for one day and see what happens. Just try and go by pure writing and likability and you will fall faster than a fat bitch who trips on the top stair. The dudes at Deadspin are terrible/annoying/geeky and I’d probably read them over you if you didn’t have anything but writing for one day. Officially done reading Boston forever which sucks because you used to be my go-to website even when I wasn’t at work. BarstoolU it is-I don’t want to provide another dime for you but Feitelberg and Kmarko are amazing. Hate myself for writing this essay but couldn’t help it. Not sure what happened to you, you used to be hysterical. Oh yeah D&C is a sports show? hahahah like Barstool is a sports website?
Hey “headreceiver”, apparently you’re unware of Meatbrushparel’s heebness.
Does pres have anything at all to say on the radio? Like, what will you like talk about? Gresh and Zo suck Freida Felcher’s grilled cheez cunt.
Oh yeah, did you happen to ax John Dennis about the pringles can in his pants??
Dave, I honestly believe you are making a huge mistake. There is no need to go on the air with the “get off my lawn” twins. Bruce Allen’s blog, http://www.bostonsportsmedia.com/ is doing some approval ratings of some of the Boston Sports Media. John Dennis was today. He is being disapproved by a 4:1 ratio. Fred Toucher was a couple of days ago. He is being approved by a 3:1 ratio.
What type of asshole thinks Barstool fucking U is carrying the Stool. I love me some Kmarko but that site can’t be carrying the stool, it gets like 1-2 comments per blog. Dirtttydot is a tool.
I think Callahan is pretty funny. People sound like such tools when they say ‘Dave, I honestly believe you are making a mistake’…who the fk cares if he goes on D&C?
D&C in the morning then Mazz and felger in the afternoon.
I am assuming D&C get better ratings then T&R right?
Nice, I love the WEEI morning show. D&C are so much better than Toucher and Rich. The only good show on 98.5 is Felger and Mazz. That is why WEEI still leads mornings in ratings. Bong!
burbs gets it
“Your spelling sucks, you’re a fat Jew, I’ll never come to this site again.” – I think that mentality makes up 84% of the readership here, yet they’ll keep coming back (and miss half the jokes) and holding up Viva La Stool signs at Bruins games. Only thing better than a slot on D&C would be some airtime on Planet Mikey, but I guess you guys already have some of that. Well played, Prez, you funny big nosed slob.
Can anyone else listen to Callahan and laugh at what how funny it is to listen to a Cro-Magnon in the 21st Century? The guy is a stitch. Still trying to live back in the early 1900′s.
D&C = Fredo Corleone, watch you’re back & use them as much as you can.
You do what you got to do Prez but just like everyone above, I’ll keep reading the site, but I will never, and I mean never listen to Dennis and Callahan. They are the absolute fucking worst, and they should both die in a horrible car crash.
its not even just 98.5 > d&c
its FM > AM.
98.5 is so much better, from T&R to DA, hell even Tony Bruno sometimes!