I literally no idea what this guy was talking about except that cats suck and always want to look pretty and only care about themselves and suck at life and he wants more dogs who just get after it. Hey that’s fucking good enough for me. BEST FUCKING SPEECH EVER!
PS – This is why I fucking love football coaches. There are so totally and completely deranged it’s not even funny. Like this dude is so fucking serious right now. I mean just living on his own planet where all that matters in the world is Coastal Carolina coming out like a bunch of crazed dogs instead of kitty cats in the kitchen and beating Catawba. That’s it. That’s his life. He gives this speech to his players and nobody even cracks a smile. At least not in front of him. It’s all business.