I Think This Coastal Carolina Football Coach Just Gave The Press Conference/Pep Talk Of All Time
I literally no idea what this guy was talking about except that cats suck and always want to look pretty and only care about themselves and suck at life and he wants more dogs who just get after it. Hey that’s fucking good enough for me. BEST FUCKING SPEECH EVER!
PS – This is why I fucking love football coaches. There are so totally and completely deranged it’s not even funny. Like this dude is so fucking serious right now. I mean just living on his own planet where all that matters in the world is Coastal Carolina coming out like a bunch of crazed dogs instead of kitty cats in the kitchen and beating Catawba. That’s it. That’s his life. He gives this speech to his players and nobody even cracks a smile. At least not in front of him. It’s all business.
That is an A batshit crazy rant. WTF!
Dude has a 119-52 lifetime record. STUD.
Also, according to his bio he has an 18 year old daughter, Hayes. Can I trust you will smoke her out??
Dogs suck! they’re like two year olds w/out diapers.
EPIC.
Right on, spoken like a true Chanticleer! Great mascot by the way … the rooster.
Im a coastal alumni, started going there a year after the program started and coach bennet took over, he is bat crazy and you should see some of the redicilous commerical he does that come on locally in MB, not sure if his daughter is a smoke but chances are she is, dude is huge guy whose a badass and his wife is good looking sooo that usually adds up
P.S mike tolbert a charger is a beast and a former chanticleer
also the best shirt i have seen came from coastal
Had Coastal Carolina and the logo on the front and on the back read
Two in the goou
one in the poo
lets go CCU
you left out an adjective in the title
So, he doesn’t want any pussies on his team, he wants all Black guys?
im a senior at coastal and from time to time this gem commercial pops up on the tube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dNdfK_vRPg coach bennet is a legend around here.
yeah, basically he’s saying “no pussies on my team”.
Good stuff.
played two years for this guy. whata fucked up individual. great guy great coach but just strange.. ps his wifes also a smoke
also they will cover at georgia next week..trust
aaahhh…ok
HEEEYYyY MEOW!
I would run through a screen door for this guy!
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