I Think We Just Won The World Cup!
Yeah I know that soccer is for pussies, but anytime we beat the Eurpeans at anything I’m all for it. And that includes war. Hey Spain tell me how my ass tastes.
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that win was so spectacular, I almost forgot what a useless douche Landon Donovan is. Almost.
every other team in the world is mad about this win.
Who the fuck is Landon Donovan
Not as useless as Gooch or Bradley.
I took off my shirt and am going to the Greatest Bar to celebrate! YEAAAAAA!
Spain is the number 1 team in the world right now, this a great win for US soccer
El Pres, it’s the semi-finals, dipshit.
Big Nips with no shirt? Pepperonis! Heyyoooooo!
I thought you were going to say you took your shirt off and got a yellow card. Seriously, yellow card? embarrassing. I love that the douche ref had to wait for the guy to get close to him before he raised it in his face. nice mic by the way. the whole thing is utterly gay.
they didn’t show their lower bodies, but after the first goal I’m pretty sure they were rockin’ the skanky leg – with hand on forehead…yep. they must read the stool.
The American’s have a soccer team?
Gonzo, It’s More like you’re a Pussy
Soccer fans talk as though their game is the best ever invented, and certainly the most popular. So what happened today? Half the stadium’s fans were blowing some African horns that sounded like a swarm of bees…from the first minute right through the 92nd. Hey, clowns: If the game is so captivating, why don’t you leave the African horns at home?
” » ChrisNH said: { Jun 24, 2009 – 04:06:38 }
Soccer fans talk as though their game is the best ever invented, and certainly the most popular. So what happened today? Half the stadium’s fans were blowing some African horns that sounded like a swarm of bees…from the first minute right through the 92nd. Hey, clowns: If the game is so captivating, why don’t you leave the African horns at home?”
Even Joe Morgan thinks this analysis is retarded
Pure silver dollars…
Who cares. The Americans are just gonna get bent over by the Brazilians in the finals, just ask the population of Everett it’s been like that there for the last 10 years.
Dinner plates?
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CTU is in LA
Jack Bauer would hit 80 HR’s in his sleep.
anyone else notice was a shitty shot on goal that was…for a forward on the national team the goalie shouldn’t even have been close on that, he got lucky that wasn’t saved, goalie almost knocked wide….typical US…good to see em’ win, but that was a close call on that one…
PS…soccer is for pussies?
Blogging is for pussies…
Weird that there were “African horns” in South Africa. People who think soccer is a pussy sport really grinds my gears. All you fat clowns suck.
What the hell, we are celebrating a win in a tournament that is as important as a pre-season game between the Toronto Raptors and Kaunas Zalgiris (few years back if i remember correctly). I’m sure USA is excited but people who follow soccer don’t even know what this tournament is. Wake me up when it’s time for the World Cup again and USA loses every match, which is a guarantee by the way.
Just checked the rosters/teams, never mind the previous post. The tournament is actually less important than that Raptors vs Zalgiris game.
” » langdon1975 said: { Jun 24, 2009 – 05:06:04 }
Just checked the rosters/teams, never mind the previous post. The tournament is actually less important than that Raptors vs Zalgiris game.”
translation: I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. And I’m a douchebag. And I don’t care about soccer so much that I’ll make two posts about it
who are the eurpeans?
“translation: I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. And I’m a douchebag. And I don’t care about soccer so much that I’ll make two posts about it”
Good effort, but that would be a no. I actually happen to follow soccer and always follow the World Cup. If you look at the newspapers and media coverage of this tournament, you can barely find it in the newspaper. Well, in England it might be visible because those guys go crazy about any soccer, but what kind of a tournament is this? Let’s get a couple of decent teams who actually might win a game in the World Cup and finish with Irak and Egypt. Sounds like a great tourney, I bet Finland would make the finals in that one.
p.s. Roy Keane is probably the only ManU player i can’t stand in the past 25yrs. Great pick for you then.
Look at you fucks trying to stick up for soccer..Its fucking gay alright, deep down you know it too.
No one in this country gives a fuck about it. But just the idea of beating one of those pussy ass European countries, at their own sport, is fucking awesome.
I’m with Pres on this one..HEY SPAIN? and all you fuckers who are standing up for soccer..HOWS MY ASS TASTE!
That’s red white and blue balls on your chin! you fucks!
Confederates Cup is a relatively new tournament which takes place in the country where the World Cup will be played in the following year. It’s not a huge tournament but the teams are high quality, as are the rosters. Italy, Brazil, Spain are all ranked in the top 5 in the world, Egypt is the African champion, South Africa has the home crowd. Great competition for the US and this was a great win, especially considering how poorly the team had been playing recently.
” » langdon1975 said: { Jun 24, 2009 – 05:06:09 }
p.s. Roy Keane is probably the only ManU player i can’t stand in the past 25yrs. Great pick for you then.”
of course. Because you know jack shit about soccer
langdon1975
you are a joke… I mean Spain, Brazil and Italy were in this tourney… 3 of the top 5 teams in the world..
http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html
Also Spain hasnt lost since 2006.
(35 game unbeaten streak 32-0-3 and haven’t lost to a non European team since 1999 (Argentina)
I think fat middle age men are pussies/gay.
yep – langdon – it sure looks like Spain doesn’t give a fuck about this tournament:
http://www.sport.es/
I guess that is why the entire sporting community in Spain is going fucking nuts about this right now.
Stupid cunt.
#9 Charlie Davis…..product of Boston College. Print it.
-The whole point of the confederation cup is to have a dry run for the host of the World Cup of all ready to play stadiums for all their protocols (security and all that shit) so they dont fuck up when the real thing happens and a tune up for some teams who will be there
-Anyone who says oh soccer is for pussies but the europeans can eat my ass, well eat my ass you bandwagon douchers
-Charlie Davies…Product of his insane dad who is a soccer nut from Ghana, BC had nothing to do with his development
Lastly the US got lucky and judging by the way they played they would lose this game 9 times out of 10
“» shiteatingrin said: { Jun 24, 2009 – 06:06:25 }
Lastly the US got lucky and judging by the way they played they would lose this game 9 times out of 10″
this would be true regardless of how the US played. If they played their best game possible, they’d still lose 9 times out of 10. There isn’t a single player on the US roster that could make the Spain roster
I dont know much about soccer but I do know that langdon guy is an R tard. Did anyone see any of those terrible soccer flops in todays game though? thats why the sports is lame, flopping and taking dives is not exciting and so obvious to spot
” Roy Keane said: { Jun 24, 2009 – 06:06:38 }
“» shiteatingrin said: { Jun 24, 2009 – 06:06:25 }
Lastly the US got lucky and judging by the way they played they would lose this game 9 times out of 10″
this would be true regardless of how the US played. If they played their best game possible, they’d still lose 9 times out of 10. There isn’t a single player on the US roster that could make the Spain roster
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shut up euro fag. the confed champ just teabagged the Euro champ. stop being a pussy and making excuses. US soccer owns your Euro champion in a FIFA tournament.
correction: and when I said Confed champ I meant Concaaf
What really kills these high ranked countries when they lose to the U.S. is that they know that most of the U.S. doesn’t give a shit. That only makes it hurt more. Fuck ‘em.
too old for this..you nailed it buddy.
fuck those eurofags. our soccer team beating them is like them throwing together a NFL team and beating the Pats,
I bet the spanish fucks are committing suicide at an alarming rate tonight.
Titto1210 you know how i know your gay, because you used the term “R tard” in a sentence. Seriously even if soccer is gay your far more homosexual
“Did anyone see any of those terrible soccer flops in todays game though? thats why the sports is lame, flopping and taking dives is not exciting and so obvious to spot”
yet you still watch basketball… instead of falling on their faces they throw their arms up like dieing seagulls and grunt like retards… Its just part of the game. What ever you can do to get an advantage.
Beating Spain doesn’t make the US better it just means they move on to the finals and thats more than enough to be proud of. You remedial idiots who downplay it by saying “they got lucky” or “would lose 9 out of 10 times” are completely missing the point of sports.
eh…we’d lose 9 out of 10…they said the same thing about the Pats on 01…and USA Hockey in 1980. who the fuck cares? If Spain is so fucking great, why did they lose? Whatever – they must be partying in San Francisco tonight….this must be like winning the gay olympics or something, right?
What’s next? I bet we wipe up Kenya in the cross country championships.
huge win, doesn’t matter if it’s for a trophy or not. This is the equivalent to Scal manhandling Pau Gasol.
Every now and again, we have to get our shit together to remind the rest of the world, who the fucking man is.
yesterday was one of those days. now soccer can go back to obscurity in this country.
Badgermit…those kenyans better fucking recognize..their day is coming.
Just like the Chinese and their ping pong..three words bitches..Forrest Fucking Gump!
Big game for the US.. Yeah… Spain’s a much better team on paper, Spain had almost 2x as many shots on goal, the US defense and Keeper Howard had unbelievable games…. but it’s like Lou Holtz said “You don’t gotta be the best team in the world, just the best team in the stadium” (i think it was Holtz…)
If it wasn’t for some pathetic “flops” taken by US players- (Donovan, Dempsey, Altidore) I would consider it a perfect win. Let the Europeans, Mexican, and South American teams take dives… we don’t do that shit here.