I Want This Bitch At My 4th of July Barbecue This Weekend

 

Umm, somebody get me this lady’s number stat!   Seriously how do I hire this bitch for the 4th of July?    It’s probably too late right?  I bet you got to book her years in advance for holiday weekends.   But I’ll settle for my wedding.  I mean how awesome would it be to have this chick pop out of a cake and just start smashing beers as I grab the mike and scream “Get mad at it now!  Get mad at it!”   People would be talking about that forever.   That’s how you take a wedding from great to legendary.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  06/30/09, 10:00 am    | 

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» Roy Keane said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:41 }

I would love to see her penis

» Carl Yastrzemski said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:58 }

Roid Rage

» Beefdrape Billy said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:27 }

I’ll never forget how much Pres loved the last barbecue we were at together. You know the one when I slapped my meat on his grill.

» buttpee said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:55 }

Put her on the Dream Team

» woodyswindycity said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:17 }

If she shakes my dick like that, it’ll explode too.

» mickelsonsboobs said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:10 }

You should see what she does to that dog.

» Upgrayedd said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:50 }

really? nobody said it yet?….ok:

BARBARIC

» Vinnie Delpino said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:17 }

Me Heart Carbs indeed

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:15 }

What a waste of beer…

» ba5 said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:32 }

trapp comment:

“Man, what a waste of beer”

http://www.ctsportspicks.com/FREE4thofjulyparlayonyoutube.

» ba5 said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:05 }

Damm you senator!!!! that’s BARBARIC!

» dana bibles midget penis said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:29 }

“barbaric” – fucking hysterical!!!! I almost pissed my pants when I read that! Almost as good as some of trapp’s comments!

» Peter Doris said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:38 }

Another wedding reference…..what’s the over/under on wedding references in Portnoys blogs this week ?

I will cap it at 18……

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:00 }

trapp comment?

» itsMurda said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:04 }

He still needs to find a band to book, more places to cross of his list of potential honeymoon spots, and also a ferrari driver that will allow more than 2 passengers.

» Rusty Koontz said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:00 }

you missed the best part of the vid: ‘Me ♥ Carbs’ tee-shirt!!! …. when u gonna starting pumping those bad boys out?????

» pick master said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:26 }

Found the director of that gem.

http://www.goodlookin.tv/news/zubaz_ful.jpg

» Aguado said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:18 }

don’t let her get your nuts in that power position

» MisterFritzl said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:51 }

Is she poking them open with her adam’s apple?

» ba5 said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 10:06:54 }

TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 30, 2009 – 10:06:00 }
trapp comment?

aka ctsportspick comment, aka Craig Trapp comment. aka the guy that posts youtubes of awful bets comment.

» McTits said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 11:06:12 }

a couple more cycles and her clitoris will develop into a nice thick penis

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 11:06:38 }

I’m aware of trapp

not happy to be lumped in with him…

it’s scarey

» delli1788 said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 11:06:39 }

and onto the bottles..

» CincyLife said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 01:06:27 }

Long hair and fake boobs doesn’t make you a woman.

» moooooog35 said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 01:06:21 }

When did Carrot Top start taking estrogen?

» tarian09 said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 01:06:14 }

Is that the first lady?

» Clint Tyree said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 06:06:23 }

another example of mental illness

» afxjzs said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 09:06:24 }

holy shit, i think she goes to planet fitness in weymouth. anyone else here seen that monster?

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