Youtube – The purpose of this study is to develop a janken (rock-paper-scissors) robot system with 100% winning rate as one example of human-machine cooperation systems.


Fuck this stupid robot. Thinks he’s so big and bad with his undefeated rocks-paper-scissors record. I don’t like to brag, but I would destroy this fucking thing. I guarantee you I’m top three rock-paper-scissors players in the world. I’ll start you off throwing scissor then paper then rock. The brain is trained to think it’s coming the other way so I’ll just backdoor you like a motherfucker. That doesn’t work? I’ll start yelling out what I’m throwing. As you’re doing that jerk-off motion with your hand I’m saying “I’m throwing rock bro. Here comes rock” and you have no idea what to expect. Am I actually calling my shot or am I just fucking with you? When I throw a rock your head will explode.  One time on a party bus I sat in the back and played 100 hands of rock-paper-scissors, because that’s what you do on party buses, and won 86 out of 100 hands. Probably my proudest achievement to date. So while this guy might think he’s awesome, to be considered the best he has to beat the best. And I accept its challenge.

UPDATE: I wrote the blog before watching the full video. Umm, that thing is the biggest cheat I’ve ever seen. Pretty easy to win when you’re throwing your hand out 5 minutes after your opponent shows his.  And I’d like to see what happens when you throw a flat paper instead of a vertical one.   I bet this machine would short circuit itself.   Seriously who throws a vertical paper?   That’s not even legal.   That’s more scissors than paper.