I’d Like To Formally Extend A VIP Invite To Fckin Foam At Worcester For Aly Raisman
Gawker - Guess who’s going clubbing in London tonight? Aly Raisman and “the guy gymnasts”! At least, according to what appears to have been a direct message she mistakenly tweeted to her followers: “Okay I have no idea were going with the guy gymnasts to some club I’ll find out for you were so nervous. Omg”
After quickly deleting the tweet, she tried to cover it up:
KFC just blogged this. Aly Raisman getting her party on in London. I ain’t mad at her. Chick won 2 gold medals and a bronze. You better get your party on. I mean McKayala Maroney ain’t going clubbing by herself. Anyway after reading this I’d just like to formally invite Needham’s finest to our Foam party in Worcester. I’m talking VIP status. It’s the least I can do for the 2nd most famous jew in the Commonwealth. I’m talking havanagilah on blast! Like I’m sure London is fun and all, but you haven’t partied until you’ve been blacked out by the Stool. Plus unlike male gymnasts our guys like girls.
PS – If you wear a leotard you’ll be overdressed. Kidding, but dead serious.
VIP status at foam?? Baahahaha
Foam = Pink Eye
prez youre a creepy boner weirdo
why no blog about this cunt? I was curious to hear humpbacks take on this one..
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19185007/student-says-she-couldnt-breathe-at-foam-party
yeah…won’t happen…you won’t even get her people to respond to an e-mail
Maybe if you give her $20,000 like you did with Sophie & Sara Jean she might hang out with you for an hour.
KO
Such a creepy old pervert. Love it.
Pres weren’t you like a junior in college the year she was born? Weirdo
So she’s going to be the only one there? That doesn’t sound very fun.
Jew VIP = free coatcheck
Yeah that exactly what she wants to do… Chick just won gold and has the real president on speed dial. I’m sure hanging out with a baby wombat in a small night club is at the top of her list. Prb making the “Bugle Face” while reading your tweet.
You should maybe email her I’m willing to bet she doesn’t check barstool very often.
Pretty sure she already has a restraining order on Pres.
who in their right mind would go to a party in worcester? that entire city is a shithole ghetto
From a PR standpoint this is almost a no-brainer for her.
“Jew to Jew” That shit made me lol.
Yeah, I wrote lol. Dicklips.
Portnoy, this is just further proof that you have no idea how to properly handle your money. You had an inexplicably successful blackout tour last year and probably made a good chunk of change, but then you decided to put it all into these foam and blackout parties again? I look to the side of the screen and I see only 5 shows sold out out of 22. You should have seen that these parties were just a fad. I hope Renee is bringing in the cash, because you are gonna have nothing when 40 comes around.
Pres why isn’t there a Springfield party?
She’s going clubbing with the male gymnasts? She’s gonna get cunt blocked like you read about.
And the Jew to Jew tweet was fucking awesome
Kidding, but dead serious made me laugh you creepy Jew pedofile.
ALY RUN! RUN ALY! RUN!!!
Silly Jew, kids are for Sandusky.
Prezzy’s gonna Fingerbang that broad. Kneel Would lick your fingers if you let him.
Send her a first class ticket for a nice boxcar ride to the Polish countryside
She’s 18 you fucking pedophile.
and fucking ugly
She’s a nice girl prezzy. “jew to jew” C’mon. Moguls don’t do that amuetur shit.
she’s not the bad id def smash that any1 who says they wudnt is either lying or gay
upside down views,
She is not ugly. And 18 is legal, so using ‘pedophile’ is wrong. Two comments made, and both make you look like an asshole.
i cant believe you fucked that harbor hog from ko, ew.
by Harry Johnson on August 8, 2012 at 11:52 pm
Pres why isn’t there a Springfield party?
Two Reasons:
1) Tough to find a building to host the party that isn’t boarded up due to arson.
2) Portnoy has a hard time with English how the hell do you think he’s going to be able to translate “Fuckin Foam” into Spanish so people can understand what’s going on there.
cobweb status.
Give Seguin VIP status too you cheap jew fuck. Play a little media mogul matchmaker. Give her a reason she should degrade herself by going to your shit party and likely get raped, murdered, and worn as a skin suit by neil (all in no particular order).