If I Don’t Get The Popinator For My Office I May Kill Myself
Here is a little known fact about me. I’m the undisputed popcorn eating champion of the world. Not even bragging. Just a statement of fact. I eat 3 bags of microwave popcorn per sitting. Nothing but 2 large popcorns when I go to the movies. In fact the First Lady and I got in a fight the first time we ever went to the movies because she kept trying to hold my hand and I just kept eating popcorn the entire time. It’s just how I roll. “Tis no man, tis a remorseless popcorn eating machine.” So I’m not exaggerating when I say if I don’t get this Popinator I’ll just die. Like I’ve already said “Pop” and opened my mouth expecting a piece of popcorn to fly through the air 20 times since I’ve watched this video. Yeah I suppose I could have Sales Guy be a human Popinator since he doesn’t do anything else, but I don’t want him to have to sit in my office all day. That would be super awkward. Maybe a hot chick would work, but until then I need this Popinator.
You can put it right next to your Jizzinator.
You need one of these in your office like you need another clogged artery.
Do you and feitelberg share the same office?
The chick in the white shirt at the 1:28 mark def wants the D
I need one of those to toss cigs to me.
Pres, here is the world record from IFOCE.com
Date: 06/08/2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Winner: Sonya Thomas, 9.5 Large Boxes Popcorn in 10 minutes
Total Prizes: 1st Place: Talent gift basket worth an estimated $10,000
Prove it.
Ted definitely loves stuff shooting at his mouth.
Pres, good simpsons reference. “Come for the freak, stay for the food” is more like it though.
I’m sure that daily 16 ounce intake of movie theatre butter had nothing to do with your heart attack.
you know, every time you find something you like you say you’re gonna kill yourself – stop teasing me man.
Was hoping neil wrote the article….fuck
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, of course you need one.
Jon Crier Is Hiding Out selling popcorn machines…who knew
dumbest invention in the fkn world,, yea i want to say pop 500 times to eat a bag of popcorn.
I smell another disappointing, pointless video on the way!
“I just say pop, I get a snack right in my mouth”
Barry’s no stranger to getting the snack right in his mouth.
Don’t you have 2million internet dollars? Instead of trying to get one free by blogging about it how about you drop the $50 this thing undoubtedly costs and just buy one you cheap kike.
I’ll give that guy a snack in his mouth.
Tis you are a fat jew
Why don’t u shove your popcorn up your vagina, douche.
ted the electrical engineer uses the popinator regularly while jacking off two dudes simultaneously. 3 snacks in his mouth
Wait, so is “popcorn Indiana” a real company? He said they challenge themselves every day thinking of new favors and packaging. So are they just gonna ride the kettle corn, cheddar, caramel and paper bag wave forever?
Pres buying movie theater popcorn? Show us the receipt or it didn’t happen.
I can’t believe that thing doesn’t pop and butter kernels the like the old fashioned ones in the theaters. It looks like it should and I’m sure it costs waay too much. No doubt you could just hire a mexican to do the same kind of thing.
one less dirty jew w/be a good thing
indeed one less dirt jew would be a good thing. I’ll buy it for you