If I Don’t Have Ducks Delivering My Mail By The End Of The Week I May Kill Myself
Ducks are so in right now it’s not even funny. Like if you don’t have a duck you’re a fucking squid. I’m sick of being a squid. Seriously this is exactly what our office needs. It’s so fucking dank in here right now with no ducks. Nothing will light up a room like a bunch of ducklings just waddling all over the joint delivering the mail. I’d trade Salesguy and Feitlberg straight up for these ducks so fast it would make your head spin. GET ME THESE MAILMAN DUCKS!
You should get yourself a nice kitty. Instant sunshine.
Get your own ducklings. They’re like ten dollars a piece.
I’ve never prayed so hard against mail delivering ducks in my life.
the bigger question is, would the duck salesman trade his cute ducklings for feitelberg and salesguy
you’re all fags i’d fuck her.
Can you give us a round-about on the percentage that you would kill yourself minus the ducks?
Just put Feitelburg into the Blackout Foam tour Chicken-Suit and make him say “quack” like Ned Beatty.
When I saw the big duck waddle I had flashbacks of watching Pres train for the Spartan race.
It’s all fun and games until one of the inmates forgets to take her meds and goes duck stomping.
One of the worst blogs ever.
give me that asian reporter, forget the f*cking ducks.
Dear Lord – please don’t give that jew nosed bitch a mail delivering duck this week
dog nursing homes creep me the fuck out. you got the one armed couch potato and then Jerry Sandusky’s brother in law “YA GONNA EAT ME UP?” nightmares
I hope ducks don’t deliver you mail, ever
Re: blog title…you promise, Pres?