Ducks are so in right now it’s not even funny. Like if you don’t have a duck you’re a fucking squid. I’m sick of being a squid. Seriously this is exactly what our office needs. It’s so fucking dank in here right now with no ducks. Nothing will light up a room like a bunch of ducklings just waddling all over the joint delivering the mail. I’d trade Salesguy and Feitlberg straight up for these ducks so fast it would make your head spin. GET ME THESE MAILMAN DUCKS!