If King Henrik Shreds Like This Before The B’s Opener Saturday Night I May Jizz All Over The Ice
You know it’s hockey season when King Henrik is shredding Sweet Child O Mine on the guitar. Now excuse me while I go change my underwear.
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Tuukka been watching too much Henrik. Starting to rub off
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Cool blog, man. Not like there’s anything better to do on a Saturday in January.
you were that kid in high school that was way too comfortable with his sexuality and loved spanking his friends and shit…get it together
Fag
If you wouldn’t give Henrik a bj, your prol a gayball
^prol? I think your the gayball.
Free Ball Don’t Lie shirt to whoever can tell me if Pres will be sucking off Seguin or Henrik harder on Saturday.
Pretty sure your underwear is still in the back of Swagmasters pickup
Gay as Easter.
absolutely Seguin. Pres is all for the home town heroes above everyone else. Now send me my shirt
neil?
So when do the Bruins come up to Montreal to get run into the glass? We’ll see if the Boston goons can hang with the Habs.
Go Habs Go!
So when do the Bruins come up to Montreal to get run into the glass? We’ll see if the Boston goons can hang with the Habs.
Go Habs Go!
Habs…LOL.
Glad to see you’ve almost got the hang of commenting Habs guy! Maybe you guys won’t be the worst team in the Eastern Conference this year!
Playing the same 5 notes isn’t shredding, you kike.
Henrik is like that Dad im glad I never had
Tuukka can still play a better sax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjj818MThpY
Habs fan since you mentioned getting run into the glass that reminds me, how’s Pacioretty doing?
Hiding your gayness in plain sight. Classic.
Hey BoStoneman, the Rangers weren’t even close to the bottom of the east you fucking scrub, hitlerscrotum why don’t you learn from your boy and put a bullet in your head. Hank is king, I bleed blue and anyone hating on the Rangers can eat shit. You fake ass hockey fans and lowlife anti-semitic cunts. LETS GO RANGERS!
Pres has Henrik tasted the great ones daughter? and if so what kind of cereal does she taste like? I’m thinking something with a lot of fiber to keep her bowels clean…if ya know what I mean!!
Franksandbeans, did you read his comment or are you actually trying to sound dumb? He’s shitting on the habs not bandwagon city.
Dear Dave,
Just because your wife made you fill up an ice tray with jizz and dreidels when you married her due to your occupation doesn’t mean you need to continue to skeet skeet on any ice you see.
Sincerely,
A commenter who chooses to not suck the dicks of bloggers. (take note jaymarriot)
Henrik also gets his hockey fix from these guys: http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/
I don’t believe in God, but I pray every night that I run into you someday so I can break your nose in front of your average (at best) wife
Franks and beans… Do u have a fucking dick in ir mouth? Clearly he was talking about habs fan faggot douche bag. But now i think ur a faggot douche bag. Legit huge fat dick in ur fucking mouth. Choke on that dick henrik also rips a mean fucking dick. Wheres his vezinas. I think tim thomad tookem. Fucking cock smokin chump
Dear locked out habs fan,
go fuck yourself
I did make a mistake regarding the Habs comment, many apologizes. As for bruinsthebruinswhat, you seem to have a lot of cocks and dicks running through your head. Either bend over and get whats coming to you or give Timmy T’s knob a good waxing, you clearly suck dick for the taste. So happy hockey is back, I missed chirping fucktards like yourself.
I think thats the only song he knows how to play
@bruinsthebruinswhat – Henrik WON THE Vezina last year you dick smoking clown. Where is Timmy Thomas these days, oh yeah, building pipe bombs in the fucking basement.