If You Believe In Anything I Stand For As A Human Being Than You Owe It To Yourself To Bet Your Life Savings On Tonight’s Mortal Lock
Bears at Packers – Total 51
It honestly doesn’t get any easier than tonight. This game may be over the total at half time. The Packers defense stinks. The Bears defense looked like garbage last week vs. the colts. I think Jay Cutler may be the MVP of the league this year and that’s not just because we’re BFF’s and somebody said we look alike yesterday. I’m telling you this game has high 30’s written all over it. Don’t bet this game for me. Bet it for yourself. Bet it for America.
If You Believe In Anything I Stand For As A Human Being Thank You Owe It To Yourself To Bet Your Life Savings On Tonight’s Mortal Lock – Over 51
Lance Armstrong just tweeted out his cell phone number. “Hey – you bet. Happy to help. Call my cell 778 384 7520. Take care, L”
I hate you pres. Already pounded this before MushJewenstein lock, now I’ll have to pray for a miracle.
If you know anything about Pres you know his last 2 mortal locks UConn +3 vs. NC St & Michigan + 14 vs, Bama both lost.
Mortal Lock of the day. Take the under on number of balls Lance Armstrong has. The line is 2.
Think i love today’s smokeshow
Mush city.
Mortal lock my ballsack. Also, that creeped out look in that girls face was so genuine and real that I actually felt guilty watching it
Don’t bet this game for me. Bet it for yourself. Bet it for America.
I just ran through my living room wall.
I don’t know how more people aren’t on the Bears +5.5. 57% of the money is on the Packers somehow. And 87% of the money is on the over. Over’s a public play, Bears are a smart play.
IF (when) the packers beat the bears tonight, will you please fire near?
brandon marshall is the most legit fantasy pick of the season. they’ll cover 51 by the fourth, pres might actually be right for once
how the hell did you get so close to her
I never believed in magic until reading El Pres’ mortal locks.
You are so fucking awful at gambling that you’re actually pretty useful. Take the opposite bet and count the stacks….
End of the first and it’s 0-0.
You suck
Phew glad I didn’t believe
paigeviews at it again, I give credit where credit is due, fantastic pick its a gift
@Horsing Don’t worry he’s only got 49 points to go, it’s a lock, just read the blog.
LET ME SAY THIS AGAIN:
The only mortal lock here is if you bet the exact opposite of what this hook-nosed Jew says, you are guaranteeing yourself an all-expenses paid vacation by the end of the season.
Nice work Pres, clay matthews is single handedly shitting on your mortal lock
trappedinnyc is just as on point as Prez. 2 minute warning and Marshall doesnt have a target yet
@ sir smoke a lot, so the over is 3? That seems pretty far fetched
Looking good so far pres. These mortal locks are easily your funniest blogs.
Funny how your mortal locks are actually “mortal SHIT!”
stick to blogging and leave the handicapping to people who know what the fuck they’re talking about
10-0 halftime?? what a prophet!!
Mvp campaign rolling along
GB punter has better numbers than Cutler
Looking good prezzzz…. about as good as that michigan LSU pick. U fucking tool! Don’t quit your day job you friggin jew!….fuckin priceless….
Mortal Lock…. Pick against the kike. Seriously, fucking gold mine.
Someone give BM a hug on that drop! In other news love the over Schozz!!!
Hey pres you might be fucking retarded
So I guess there goes your two million internet dollars pres… unless you didn’t bet on it like a spineless pussy who just spouts gambling advice without ever placing a wager himself.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Pres your good, I see what youve been doing all these years now. Typical Jew
there goes ur two million bucks. what a bad jew
Probably the biggest lock of all time. I’m glad you shared it with us, dickbag.
youre a shitheel pres
The Bears were a good play until that fluke fake FG.
by trappedinnyc on September 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm
brandon marshall is the most legit fantasy pick of the season. they’ll cover 51 by the fourth, pres might actually be right for once
look at this fucking idiot. but ya i guess i learned my lesson here, prez is always, always wrong
hahahahahahaha “el president” is a complete dumbass!!!! guy knows nothing about sports and/or hot “smokeshow” girls. wow this guy is retarded!!!!!!!
hahahaha didnt barstool start out as a gambling website? this was a terrible fuck pick. el prez srtikes again! you are literally the worst gambler ive ever seen
you make floyd mayweather look like alan in the hangover. holy shit are u bad. i dont think anyone on the planet has been so consistently wrong. bet against el prez and your sure to make millions.
ps your wifes a slut. just saying
Thank God you posted that picture of yourself in the Boscov’s seersucker suit a few days ago. Because at that moment we could re-confirm that you were the biggest retard in New England and clearly not take any of your mortal lock betting advice.
Hey @bethel thanks for the smart play advice. Smooth dude.
us Kike Kontrarians are up $1200. Thanks Prez. More drinks!!!!!
Wow you are hands down the worst Pres, and yeah I’m including Neil. And Cutler for MVP? WTF?!
How does this JewBastard show his face after these horrible picks? Other than being off by almost 20 points, yeah, life-savings stuff. Wanna get rich, bet the opposite of EP’s picks. The longer and more “mortal lock” his rant, the more you should bet…against. What a tool. Just hasn’t been the same ever since the heartburn…er,ah…heart attack.
It is hilarious how wrong you were on this one, hilarious.
Thanks Jewbag. Approaching my Aruba vacation a lot faster than I thought.
Are you really bragging about looking like Jay Cutler?
you are the definition of an asshat.
@tr1d3nt like I said, they were a good play until that fake FG. That type of thing never happens and just swung the momentum obviously. Great playcall by McCarthy.
I have to thank you Dave. You make me a lot of money with your mortal looks. I liked the under before the game, then when you took the over I knew it was money in the bank. You topped it off my naming Cutler the MVP so the only logical thing to do was AR the under with GB. Thanks Fucking Mush
Know how I’m gonna make my first million? Betting the opposite of these “mortal locks”. I swear to god I can’t lose when I do. Thanks Prez!
Tell me you bet Neil’s life on the over!
If Chicago fans saying “he is what he is” and turning the channel to the Cubs game = Jay Cutler is MVP, then you were spot on, Pres. No wonder BSS had to transition from a gambling site to male kiddie porn.
“ The Packers defense stinks….” It’s OK to say you were wrong.