I’m Nervous For The “Other Kid” In American Idol Tonight
If you look up mismatch in the dictionary I can almost guarantee that there is a picture of Adam Lambert and that poor fool he singing against tonight in there. It’s like if the New England Patriots played the Vineyard in the Superbowl or something. I mean it’s not about who is going to be better tonight. It’s about whether for the first time in the history of American Idol somebody is literally going to die in the ring. Because Adam Lambert isn’t just the best American Idol contestant this year. He may be the best of all time. He has revolutionized the music industry like nobody before him. So to throw him up against somebody so bland, so forgettable, so boring in the finals is bordering on inhumane. But as they say in Hollywood I guess the show must go on. At least until somebody gets killed out there.
Also I am going to go out on a limb and make the 2nd boldest prediction I’ve ever made in my life. If Adam Lambert does not win American Idol then I will retire from the show. Yup that’s right. I’ll never talk about it again. I’ll never blog about it again. I’ll never watch it again. The greatest mind in the history of American Idol will just fade into bolivian. And for those of you wondering what my greatest prediction to date was I’d have to harken back to Powderpuff in 1995 when I boasted to the local newspapers that I’d walk home from Marblehead if we didn’t annihilate them in their house. And we all know how that turned out….
Good thing you didn’t bet an Adam Lambert tattoo, because this girl already beat you to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wfMAfkZOEU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edlisted%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded
hey pres… your tampon string is showing….
I think Kris Allen is rediculously fake, but that being said, I hope he wins because I can’t stand looking at that flamboyant queer Lambert. We get it, you’re gay, you don’t have to dress and act like it.
I agree with CLCR, i cant stand that screaming little bitch.
who gives a shit the show sucks anyway
American Idol is more gay than Richard Simmons on ecstasy. Get real. Who watches this shit??
Smokeshow’s bombs made me scream louder than Lambert.
If you look up fudgepacker in the dictionary I can almost guarantee that there is a picture of Adam Lambert and that poor fool he singing against tonight going at it in back of a rest stop.
Adam is going to dominate Kris. No doubt. Pres is a genius.
That smokeshow makes me want to write a song about motor boating.
Adam Lambert is gay blah blah blah.
Prez is gay blah blah blah.
Who watches American Idol blah blah blah.
The fact remains, EP is The Fucking Oracle of American Idol. He should change his name to that. If you pick 7 of 8 winners BEFORE they even start singing then you deserve that title. Its uncanny. It deserves recognition. Yes the show is gay and 90% of the contestants are too, but you can’t deny EP is brilliant at picking winners. For as bad as Prez is at picking important things like NFL, NBA and College Hoops winners, he’s equally good at this show.
And that Powder Puff play was brilliant, too.
Yeah it is pretty uncanny how he can pick the winner before the show starts….either he can see the future, or he votes 10,000,000 times each week to guarantee victory.
How is today’s smoke show only a 9.27? That last chick, who’s face was average at best was a 9.33….today’s chick has bigger better body, and a hot face. In the words of Billy Bob…”a fucking TEN”.
Who cares about american idol?
could that guy look any more gay in that picture?
EP fading into “bolivian” could be exactly what the stool needs. A big mound of “bolivian” mmmmm.
Lambert just took Mad World and shoved it down Kris Allen’s throat
Lambert just took Mad World and shoved it down Kris Allen’s throat
Pres you are making this way too easy.
WWE matches are less fixed than this Idol finale
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Are you fucking serious? Adam Lambert has revolutionized the music industry? Look up the meaning of revolution in the dictionary. The only person to revolutionize music in the last 20 years was Cobain and the only THING that has REVOLUTIONIZED the music industry in the last 10 years is the mp3 and iTunes.
Yeah the emo fag is a great performer, has the look and can sing (like a girl) but at least the other unforgettable can play a musical instrument…stick to the sports!!!
Uh step back from the ledge man… It’s just a blog post on a ridiculously sarcastic site. You don’t have to take everything as Gospel.
that was a close one…Lambert isn’t worth the leap. I guess I’m still bent outta shape bout the celtics, bruins and papi!!!
It’s like the ’85 Bears vs that years Patriots – no contest. But hopefully the Bible Belt steps up and ends this faggot’s run.
Actually you should be worried about the low number of people who check in on your website after Idol, Celtics, Bruins are finished.
I can’t carry this site by myself !@#$%^%^&*
who the fuck cares?? are you kidding me? i hope that other dude wins just so we don’t have to read about this shit anymore. the duel 2…now THAT is a fucking great show
http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/
does this guy actually always wear eye liner or is it some optical illusion?
Pres,
I hope you were kidding when you said “fade into bolivian”
check the dictionary for the meaning of bolivian and cross reference to “oblivion”.
seriously, i love this blog to death and all.. but i really hope he looses cause im sick of hearing about this shitty chick show
excuse me loses*
the fact that you even continue to blog about American Idol is as womanly as Lambert is
Lambert will win but Chris will sell more records
Smokeshow made my pants shrink
AMERICAN IDOL IS THE DOWNFALL OF THIS WEBSITE…GAYIST SHIT AROUND, GAYEST CONTESTANTS, GAYEST JUDGES, GAYEST SHIT EVERRRRR….CANT WAIT TILL ITS OVER SO YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS CROSSDRESSING FERRY!
thank you
» windycitywoodrow said: { May 19, 2009 – 10:05:37 }
I can’t carry this site by myself !@#$%^%^&*
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You should be more careful with giving out your password.
Ferry?
It’s 9am, why am I still seeing this fag and not a wake up?????
You do know that Prop 8 failed, don’t you? That is my take on this thing and I have never watched a note of it.
Unsubscribe.
» Waingro said: { May 20, 2009 – 09:05:55 }
Ha. No recognition of channel/message preference or opt here.
I hope you only like this guy cause you called it early, and that you don’t actually enjoy listening to him sing. If all these judges think he’s an “American Idol” then the future of music looks shittier than it already is.
1. I don’t watch American Idol because it’s a stupid show created for teen girls.
2. I don’t care about American Idol because it’s a stupid show created for teen girls.
3. I don’t give a rat’s ass about Adam Lambert. I’d rather listen to my grandparents f*ck than that talentless, screaming picklesucker.
4. This site’s paying sponsors WILL care that your traffic is down because you insist on cramming this crap down our throats. It’s not amusing, and it’s nothing to be proud of. Keep it up, I’ll find me another site quicker than you can say “google search.”
Hey Pres. I love everything you say here on your blog. But the one thing I can never understand is how you like Adam Lambert. Hes just a screamer who is havng a gender identity crisis. Kris Allen should win 100%. Hes the true artist on the show. Did you see what he did to Kanye West’s “Heartless”? Pure majic! Kris Allen all the way. Ive called it since the very beginning, and when Kris Allen wins tonight, I will only be thinking of you El Pres.
b-rie, i second that.
thank you Tjd, finally somebody agrees with me on this sunject.
Chris may just have a shot at winning this thing as Lamberts creepy factor is going off of the charts.
Their may not be enough Gays, gay-boy-wanna-be’s; fag-hags and Emo teenaged girls to win it all! I think every grandma in america voted for the other guy . . .
Pres… I have read this article 5 times now over the past two days, and I still cant figure out if your serioius or not. Normally your a shit talkin badass that relentlessly beats on tools like this, but then it comes to this lil fary fuck and you drop to your knees for him… whats the deal?