I’m God Damn Sick And Tired Of People Saying The Bone In Filet Is Better Than A Straight Filet…Get Out Of My Face With that Bullshit
So this topic has been bubbling under the surface last couple days. I’ve been hearing some grumblings that somehow I’m an idiot for getting filets at a steak house. That only a pussy does’t get the Bone In Filet. Well let me say this loud and clear. The bone in filet is not only the most over rated steak in the world, but it’s the most over rated thing in the world. Don’t get me wrong I like the Bone In Filet. I wouldn’t refuse it if somebody served it to me. But I’m sick of every single waiter and waitress in the world ranting and raving about how awesome it is. How if I’m gonna order the filet I have to get the Bone In Filet. More taste, it will suck my dick blah, blah, blah.
For the first 100 times I fell for it like a fool. Like if anybody is this adamant about anything on the menu I’ll trust em. Then a couple years ago I said enough is enough. I’m sticking to my guns. Give me the filet like I asked for. Medium and delicious. I haven’t looked back since. The filet’s texture is about a billion times better than the bone in which has a shit ton of fat. Bottomline is I’ll take the straight filet everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. If that’s wrong I don’t want to be right. Frankly I think people who get Bone In Filet are suckers who get easily peer pressured. There is just no other way to explain how somebody could prefer it. It’s time to take back the Filet and I’m just the man to do it.