I’m Sick Of Everybody Talking About How Much Better Of A Surfer Bro This Guy Is Than Me
I got to be honest. I’m kind of sick and tired of everybody comparing me to this guy. Saying he is a better surfer bro version of me. Pfft. Yeah right. Real surfers have a name for guys like these. Posers. First of all that nose is a joke. Second of all I bet he can’t ever surf. He just talks a big game. “Like oh I’m reporting from Earth in the dream trying to get my flow on and I’m going to Phish. Super cool frequency adjustment dude blah, blah, blah.” Sorry I don’t have time to make silly videos like this. I’m too busy shredding the gnar. While he’s talking about swells I’m riding em. Get off me bro!
He’s a ghost….
Is there something in the air today? C’mon you’re better than this. Know your role.
” that nose is a joke.” classic pres right there.
Sadly, if California suddenly sank into the ocean, this tard would survive by surfing all the way to Colorado.
“shredding the gnar” is that a euphemism for eating a whole Panera Bread baguette at one sitting?
Shredding the gnar? looks like riding whitewash with your knees together… The term isnt poser, its kook. kook.
You’re not even cutting on the wave. You’re in the white wash and you’re going straight. Plus your standing too far back on the board because the nose is going up in the air. I hope you’re not surfing one of those 10ft foam boards. But it’s a picture and your better than half the sponges in the water who just sit there waiting for you to hit them so I’ll give you that. But what do you ride Pres and what’s the dimensions?
“shredding the gnar”
and sprinkling it on yummy cakes and pastries ya porky kint
When your “shredding the gnar” and fall off your board. You probably suck up enough water in your nose to change the tide.
barney
his hair has got you beat tho EP
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This guy is out of this world. Great life outlooks
Fuck him country cruise ftw via la stool!!!
this guy looks like a bitchass owen wilson
*A badass owen wilson
Keep moving forward dood
Kinda looks like a cross between Jeff Daniels from Dumb & Dumber and Davey Pageviews from Dumber & Jewier.
im curious who “everyone” is that is talking about him being more of a surfer bro than you. did i miss the news report on cnn?
Poser? Try kook. Get it straight Pres. Come surf with me in Hull this fall when it gets good. Make sure you grow your flow/cabbage out.
I wonder what a “motorsicle” is…