I’m So Disappointed In Disney’s First “Latina” Princess It’s Not Even Remotely Funny
I pride myself of being a Latina-man. I want to marry a Hispanic girl. I dream about them every night. If every porn site only had a Latina channel my jerkoff sessions wouldn’t skip a beat. You know who I wouldn’t watch fuck? This blue eyed, red headed slut. This is the first Latina princess? This bitch is a WASP through and through. Where’s the ass? Where are the tits? Where’s the anal sex? You want to be a Latina princess then show me the fucking curves. Don’t hide behind some big dress like a pussy. Sophia the Latin princess? Please. Wouldn’t even make it to Mike in Brazil’s casting couch.
you wouldn’t fuck this broad? gayball city
You’re not half as disappointed in this princess as your parents are in you.
wow your one fucked up kid
She can’t be more than 12 years old. Take a page out of your boss’ book and wait two or three years until you make that call.
you are just awful
Dave, I actually know Sophia. Don’t sell her short. She’s hiding a booming ass under that dress and is very much into Greek sports.
pack it in feitelberg
Apparently you don’t pride yourself on writing blogs worth reading.
You are not funny, do us a favor and quit
Real Housewives of Disney was one of the best SNL skits of the past 5 yrs…just sayin
no way this one went through approval process. awful.
She’s latina? Was she born pregnant?
Is it wrong that when my kids used to watch Aladdin I’d dream about banging the shit out of that little whore Princess Jasmine?
Feitelberg, I think you’re a full fledged porn addict. I swear to god, every single blog you post has some sort of porn reference in it. How hairy are your palms guy?
Am I the only one who thought that was a funny blog? Barstool commenters are a tough fucking crowd.
Am I the only one that likes Feitelberg?
Am I the only one wondering how this chick is remotely latina? Disney just breaking down racial barriers by making their first latina-but-actually-really-white princess
I thought this was a Neil blog
Hoops, did you read the blog? Unless I’m retarded that was the central theme.
how the fuck do you pull anal sex and latina porn out of a disney movie? thats so random and not funny bro you and neil should die david carradine style, but make sure you come out of the closet right before you die
@Doyle: Nah dude, I think that’s what everyone who watches that movie at age 14 or older thinks.
And this blog was funny. Fuck the haters.
you know how i know she’s not Latina? she’s not pregnant