I’m not a Republican.    I generally don’t like people who wear cowboy hats.   I don’t give a rip about Alabama.    But having said all that how can you not vote for Dale Peterson.  Guy has been a cop, a marine, a businessman, and an ass kicker his whole life.   And if that wasn’t enough he totes around a shotgun just to show he means business.  Well I’m fucking sold.    I’m not sure how Alabama Agricultural Commissioner is in control of 5 billion dollars, but if anybody should be in control of that much money it’s Dale Peterson.     Plus he’ll keep the illegals out of Alabama whatever that means.

In other Alabama news another dude is basing his entire Gubenotrial campaign on shooting people if they don’t speak English.