I’m Voting For This Bitch Right Here
So a couple weeks ago I tweeted out the following…
“What happens if I’m pro gay, pro choice, pro porn, pro small government, pro don’t get involved in shit that doesn’t involve you? Am I just fucked?”
Well people universally called me a Libertarian which I didn’t even know existed. Apparently it means liberal social views and conservative financial views. Others called me a Jew. Frankly I think it’s the Common Sense party. Long story short this dude Gary Johnson who I’d never seen before watching this video is the Libetarian candidate. Well I haven’t voted in like 16 years because I hate Republicans and Democrats, but I think I can get on board with this fucking guy. Yup it’s official. This is the first ever Barstool political endorsement. I roll with G Money.
best post of your career. The more you read/watch of him, the more you’ll like him too. He’s a no bullshit kind of guy and isn’t afraid to say what he thinks. Romney and Obama are the same person
First time in my life that I actually agree with you. I guess I should probably buy a Viva La Stool snapback hat now.
Gary Johnson is the fucking man. It’s amazing how pathetic people are when they want constant supervision and/or help from the government and demonize people who just want government to stay the fuck away from their social lives.
I’m in!
Gary Johnson is how America should be….best of both worlds, and if real conservatives didn’t have their heads up their asses half the time, they’d realize that being libertarian is actually the most legitimate choice: no government interference in our lives, socially and financially. Dude had like the highest approval ratings as NM governor in the US.
how is the libertarian party not a force in this country? i feel like there are tons of people who cant stand how socially backwards religious nutjobs are on the right and also how fiscally irresponsible free spending liberals are on the left. seems like a no-brainer. stop blowing money but also stop trying to make society look like a leave it to beaver episode
Hooray for the Libertarian party! Liberal social views and conservative economic views. You just described most everyone between the ages of 21-35…everyone who has common sense and logic between their ears instead of a bunch of hot air.
Libertarians are just Republicans who haven’t made any money yet.
And he likes the weed.
And he likes the weed.
Sorry about the double post.
I’m high.
Welcome to the libertarian party.
Hurrdurr, makes zero sense. Libertarians are already financially conservative… Making money is going to change their views on social policy? Regardless, welcome to the club Pres. But I’m in for Romney this election because frankly our economy is in more deep shit than our social views.
Hurrdurr, makes zero sense. Libertarians are already financially conservative… Making money is going to change their views on social policy? Regardless, welcome to the club Pres. But I’m in for Romney this election because frankly our economy is in more deep shit than our social views.
Once libertarians make money they realize that dinosaurs did not exist.
hurrdurr , makes great sense, you see a libertarian , fucking bums
Perfect! I love the guy and wish he had a chance to win. In a race where Obama and Romney were getting thrown money by big business this guy was raising money the hard way. scratching for enough to just run a couple of ads. to bad no one knows he is there as a viable alternative!
ya I have no clue how the Libertarian party isn’t bigger. Everyone I know doesn’t give a shit about Repubs/Dems and likes keeping their money. Sounds like them. Seems like they would have a huge built in base. Maybe the “don’t give shit” factor cancels it out.
I’m smelling a Love Letters opinion from Pres today. Sluts are the best!
that’s one thing I don’t get about anyone who is for Obama over Romney based on financial vision..personally I’d trust a guy who grew a company into a multi-billion dollar corporation to make the gov some money over a guy who’s never really had a job outside politics..but for sure Libertarian/Independant(ron paul) is the way to go
Gary Johnson is the man, I have to vote for Romney though because I’m in a swing state.
anders mb a country isnt a corporation, and i dont want it to become one
fuckin Ron Swanson
Makes perfect sense, pointless website devotes itself to pointless votes for a pointless candidate
Good Post Pres, not enough sources even mention this guy. Would have been nice to see him at the debate. Smaller government means less money and less jobs in government though so most people interested in politics ignore libertarians. It would only benefit the common public that doesn’t give a shit about the talking heads in DC. Kind of a catch 22 really.
This is the best post of your career by a mile. If you let gary johnson on the stage with these clowns, they’d spend the night curled up in the fetal position in their respective showers, whispering about their need for anal tightening cream.
At least when I throw my vote away on a third party candidate this time around it won’t be on a complete nerd like Ross Perot or Ralph Nader.
only republicans who are afraid of being made fun of for being republican vote libertarian. its a social safety blanket.
its a useless, do nothing party.
So Pres, you’re voting for Downtown Scotty Brown over Liz ”I’m A Cunt Who Uses Cursive On My Signs” Warren, correct? Fiscally conservative, socially not a moron
@willburham.. my point was I would take the advice of someone who might know a thing or to about making money about how to go about fixing a financial crisis
The serious problems with Libertarians:
1. They wnat us on the Gold standard. It’s a ridiculous notion and completely not feesable to do.
2. Full drug decriminalization, not just weed. All narcotics and prescription medicines would be available to anyone that wanted them.
3. Really bad foreign policy. It might sound good to “stay out of other people’s business” but fact is you need to be involved in other countries business because MANY countries want us gone. Don’t be naive.
Other problems, gay marriage. Seriously folks, you may think “gay marriage doesn’t hurt me” but do you want that stuff taught to your kids in school? In France they have now legally removed the definitions of husband and wife because it doesn’t apply to gay marriages. You need to think about shit before you create policy on it.
The libertarian party is infested with druggies, gun nuts and white supremacists that don’t like the govt. (i.e. anarchists).
I do like legalization of prostitution though.
I’d also like to add that I vote libertarian for under ticket candidates all the time. While I think that a libertarian President is a bad idea I do like to have a libertarian voice in the legislature. There are a lot of good libertarian ideas, like not handing out money to losers that could be working.
If you want a government as small as a libertarian wants move to somalia or any other 3rd world country because that is about the size of the gov you will get. Theres a reason why these guys never get on the ballot. Ask ron paul.
Not one person cares about who you vote for. Not one. You big nosed, small endowed jew bag.
There have been a bunch of us that have posted about him in the comment section over the last few months, glad you’re listening. I wish they allowed these smaller party candidated into the debates. I’d like to hear something from somebody other than the two corporate drones we got last night.
MItt Romney won’t win, so why throw away your vote on him? Vote Gary Johnson.
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Wow! Thanks for the article. Pro-Libs are a world movement using voluntary tools to fight poverty, spread democracy,for rights, and are making traditional government increasingly irrelevant. A lot of Libs are in local office as well in several countries. I’m a teen Lib in local office myself!
To find out more about people worldwide using voluntary approaches, please see the non-partisan Libertarian International Organization @ http://www.LibertarianInternational.org