DM -- It sounds like the set up for a joke, but a medical journal has revealed how a man approached doctors after suffering blinding headaches every time he watched porn. The 24-year-old software engineer from India experienced exploding pain across his whole forehead every time he tried to view a sex video over a period of two years. The first twinges of discomfort would strike just five minutes after he started watching a film and would build to a climax within eight to 10 minutes. Neurologists in New Delhi who treated the otherwise healthy single man were at first baffled because he had no history of headaches, no family history of migraines and had never received a head injury. Physical and neurological exams also came back normal.

Pain starts at 5 minutes and reaches a climax within 8 to 10 minutes? Whoa, take it easy Peter North. Don’t need to spend all fucking day watching porn. It’s a business transaction. Get in and get out. 5 minutes is an eternity when it comes to porn. Watch the intro to get a feel for the story line, skip to the blowjob, few seconds on missionary, few seconds on doggy, maybe a little reverse cowgirl if you got the time then on to the money shot and continue your day. Don’t need to spend all day in front of your laptop with your dick in your hand. And what’s wrong with earning your nut anyway? Play through the pain bro. Ever heard of auto erotic asphyxiation? Supposed to be heaven. If those guys can get off while on the verge of suffocating to death then I think you can handle a little headache. Never once heard David Carradine complaining about a little physical pain while he was cumming.