Instant Classic: Augie Garrido (Texas Baseball Coach) Flip Out Montage
Awesome. Simply awesome. Is there anything better than old school coaches? Guys who drop the F bomb every other second and just freak the fuck out. Seriously I could watch this all day long. Nothing better than playing for guys like this. Like I guarantee you every player on Texas just sits around and recounts Augie Garrido stories and imitates him and shit at parties. Nothing beats crusty old military style coaches. The best. My high school baseball coach was like this and my friends and I still die laughing thinking about the shit he used to say. In fact I’m pretty sure he used that exact boxing analogy on us like 10 times. Unfortunately guys like Augie Garrido are a dying breed because parents and administrators freak out nowadays when coaches swear or are mean to their players. Everything has to be nice and rosey so little Johnny’s feelings don’t get hurt. It sucks.
Actually coaches like him are a dying breed because he sends his kids out and has them throw about 150 pitches per appearance. I’d never play for a guy like that who is only concerned with himself. Pro scouts hate this guy.
ya thats true. that BC Texas 21 inning game had so much controversy over it. But give it 5 minutes until people start flipping out over the military spelling
getting picked off of first base and missing signs is bullshit
i have a feeling RC Cola that not many people on this blog have the oppurtunity to decide whether or not we would want to play for this guy. its Texas baseball. theyre filthy. were not
RC, you’re a big puss thats why.
No complaints on the spelling from here. You can’t teach a side arm pitcher to throw top hand over………….just saying
Hey, Augie – It’s baseball, not “life.” Enjoy your heart attack, you fruitcake.
That video doesn’t hold a candle to Bob Knight’s “Golf Your Way” video outakes. Still the best rant I’ve ever seen.
Like Bad News Fucking Bears. Great way to start the fucking day. This makes Ray Lewis talking look like fucking Mr. Rogers.
I love when he tries to slam the swinging door
Lax coach in high school was like this guy my freshman and sophmore years. Just freaking the fuck out, snapping sticks like twigs and gunning the pieces over the fence/at players. Called me a girl when I flinched at a shot when I was a freshman from the bench while I was on the field. Total humiliation. I never flinched again. My coach was the fucking man.
I don’t wanna wake up with this dude, where’s the supple sweethearts
bigkahoona- you’re a fuckin moron. Its always smart to ruin your potential pro career pitching like an asshole. Guess every pitcher in the majors is a pussy because none of them throws close to 150 pitches a game you fucktard
“milatary” ???? weird, my computer says that’s a typo
RC Cola- I don’t disagree with you but baseball players ARE pussies. It was a pitcher that went on the DL for pulling his pinky playing guitar hero right?
Also, they threw for days back in the day. It’s curveballs that fuck guys up.
Reminds me of my 12 yr old all-star coach!
Pres should give that speech to Manzo every morning.
You have to be a certain age to understand playing for a Coach with passion. Dont worry though, they will all be gone soon enough and all you little Johnnys will get a trophy and ice cream at the end of the season where all teams tied for first.
Did you see the pussy who walked out on Brock Lesnar on “The Ultimate Fighter” because he called them Chicken shit ? He has played for Coaches like this and knows how it works. Ya gotta want it. Some just dont get it.
Fuckin badass!
yawn. this guy is boooring.
Swearing doesn’t = passion. what it does equal is a limited vocabulary.
we don’t just sit at parties and imitate him, sry prez
Guys the master of the “break build” school of thought.
Bob DeFelice – Bentley
Hook Em Horns baby. 6 National Championships. Also, Augie Garrido is the winningest coach in the history of the game so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Do they have video of when he is shitfaced or getting another DUI? That must be alot better.
How very Bob Knight of him. That’s the way winning go. Hook em.
fucking great. guy can coach my kid anytime. at least he wont be a crybaby pussy when things dont go his way. viva augie!
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wake up with the old fat dude?
ah this reminds me of the rides home after my t-ball games with gramps….