Instant Classic: Dad Berates His 16 Year Old Son For Wearing Skinny Jeans
Let me preface this by saying that if this was fake or staged than these guys are the greatest actors on the planet and I don’t want to live anymore. Because I’m working under the assumption this is real and as such is probably the greatest parenting video in the history of the Internet. Seriously I hope I’m half the father this guy is when I have a kid. “It looks like you stole a midget’s pants”…. “I know your nuts are hurting” The only thing he forgot was “you deserve to be raped for wearing a pair of skinny jeans like that”. And there it is. See ladies it’s not a male female thing. It’s a skinny jean thing.
I thought that was MO for a second….like shit they do things weird down in philly
For the love of god this better be real. SQUAT DOWN!
Fake life. If you can’t tell that’s staged than you’re dumber than I thought.
KO Barstool/feminists probably think that dudes getting raped is a good thing. Hypocrites.
Now the kid has to tell his dad he plays soccer. Where are his 6 other siblings?
How about that 2 year old’s crossover?
strutin that ass
“You look ridiculous, Who’s Laughing?”
This is the talk you need to have with your new Barstool Chicago Guy.
Btw Pres, I thought you were never having kids, is the First Lady withholding sex until you change your mind?
Oh and if my future sons ever try to pull that skinny jeans nonsense, they will be disinherited on the spot.
amazing.
New reoccurring blog: Rate this parenting. This is HOF stuff right here. Stoolie poll: this guy or the guy who empties a .45 into his daughter’s computer. These guys are the world’s answer to “16 and Pregnant.”
When you become a parent you realize that some shit just isn’t worth the hassle. Like I would rather have a son wear skinny jeans than have an oxy/heroin problem.
Yeah Dave! Way to claw for those pageviews, baby! Just riding that rape wave like there’s no tomorrow. We’re all so proud of you for holding your ground on such a slam dunk cause, because its 100% understood that you care about the defense of rape jokes issue, and this is definitely not about your sheltered, suburban, virgin asshole being UNABLE to comprehend the real threat women live with, accompanied with your grimy, “by-any-means-possible” approach to obtaining page views. Real Talk.
Is he wearing basketball shorts under his skinny jeans?
* wear skinny jeans but not showing his underwear. That shit is forbidden.
Cue the college freshmen tough guys coming to Portnoy’s defense. “Get ass fucked, you homo with AIDS and HIV! LOLZ”
@macfunden: Good point but you fail to take into account the fact that skinny jeans leads to being a hipster/emo and having a heroin/oxy problem, as well as being a total shithead pretty much comes with that.
“I KNOW YOUR NUTS HURT!”
Bernie Mac? Isn’t he very, very dead?
Is there any doubt that Whatwhat is really Anna Siembor?
Any man who wears skinny jeans likes cock in his mouth. Which is ok if you play for that team, but skinny jeans are fucking ridiculous.
cue the ugly, lonely, fat, miserable, cunts that never go out because if they do, no guys talk to them until 1:55am and it’s last call.
I am looking at you Whatwhat, you hairy bushed cum dumpster.
I like how the naturally the arrest position comes for such a simple instruction as “raise your hands.”
I not sure which is more fucking stupid…This video or the pres for posting it.
Love the dad here, there’s no question who’s in charge in that house.
I’ll never understand all the kids walking around in these tiny ass pants with the tapered legs and their entire ass hanging out.
If you’re straight, bootcut relaxed jeans are the only way to go.
Damn. All these bros are so sure that only a woman could have an opinion like that.
What do Mike Felger and Kay Jewelers have in common? My guess is they’re both short, like under 5’8″. That’s the most common insecurity that triggers such shit-talking. My other guess is one of them had an over-eager uncle or neighbor. Someone who played “check the oil” with uncle Larry’s dip stick, or “whats in my front pocket???”. Lastly, it could just be a simple case of being butt fucking ugly. Like some bubbly-ass acne or morbid obesity. Chicks probably broke you down on the school bus, you hiding those tears in a pillow on your basement. Never got that prom dance with the one special gal you had your eye on since summer camp, and your confidence never recovered. So you resort to misogyny, cuz that’s your fucked up support group where you find other anonymous losers with similar problems. Good luck in life bros.
Damn. All these bros are so sure that only a woman could have an opinion like that.
My other guess was a faggot.
Most important will he be able to run away from the police in those pants. I think not so I say we should give all black folk skinny jeans crime rate would drop in half overnight
@Whatwhat: No one forced you to be here. If you don’t like what your reading go somewhere else. What your saying isn’t making me laugh and I come here for entertainment. Here is a web site that may interest someone like you http://www.mlssoccer.com/
maybe a black guy can weigh in on this, but like most black youth they have no idea about their history or native culture.
Didn’t wearing your pants around your ankles originate in prison meaning they were open to being a bitch and getting slammed in the ass by Bubba?
Everytime I see a kid wearing their pants down like that i laugh twice once for how stupid it looks and again because they have no idea what it means.
The best moments on Cops (black kids running from the cops, weird right?), is when this brilliant fashion statement backfires and the pants fall down and ankle tackle the retard before the fat, no chance of catching this kid, cops stroll up laughing and cuff him.
Pants on the ground FTW!!!
WhatWhat is the reason the internet can’t have nice things…
diba status right there
The father sounds like Ice Cube
Whose nice house did these people break into to film this?
domink — that’s the thing. I love this site. LOVE it. I’m addicted to it. Gets me through work every fucking day. But the rape thing is just so off-beat, and so wrong. And its so sad that Portnoy can’t comprehend it. He can’t process the terrible shit he’s projecting onto all of these fragile, undeveloped stoolie brains. I’m just trying to do the right thing. He needs to drop the rape gag. Its the 1% of this site that NEEDS to change.
Oh, that and drop old man Jerry Thornton. Guy is CREEPY.
Was that a clip from Tyler Perry’s House of Payne?
Or he can, but he’s just too desperate for page views…
damn this dad’s into some freaky shit
this shit was hilarious,
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thank god some people are parenting correctly. i remember joking with my buddy in high school like 15 years ago about how funny it would be if when we were older the opposite of our baggy jeans would be popular…and the nightmare has become reality. in the hood, no less…that’s a shame, that’s a DAMN shame. baggy jeans and timberlands FOR LIFE, motherfuckers. don’t worry, the 80s are in now, the 90s are on deck, just give it 2 or 3 years. i’ll be the FIRST dude with overalls on with one strap loose, i’m trying to get my kid N play on, bruh…
Were those Bebe’s kids?
Has to be staged because the father is still there
lol herczanzibar…. i try to avoid the racist comments on vids of black people where the fact that theyre black isnt the main part of the video but that was too good