Instant Classic Fainting Video: “I’m Passing Out….I’m Passing Out….Gone”
We’ve been inundated with people sending us this video the last 24 hours even though I posted it in our new hot video section before the dude even hit the ground. And that my friends is the power of our new website. We can post stuff before we blog about it. Fucking brilliant. Anyway I think this may be the best fainting video in the history of the Internet. Obviously it’s not just about the faint here. It’s the blow by blow commentary of the fainter that puts the asses in the seats with this one. “I’m passing out….I’m passing out….Gone” and then boom he was literally gone. Bravo sir, bravo. Seriously was I the only one standing up screaming for an encore after that performance. I mean in all my years of watching people faint I’ve never seen anybody do it with such flair and panache like this guy did. So as I like to do anytime we get a historic passing out incident like this it’s time to put it to a vote. Here are the best faint jobs on the web. Rank them in order from best to worst. And yes I think we have a new champion. I voted for this one as the best followed by the Volleyball Player in second and the Spelling Bee Kid in 3rd. I still get a kick out of the volleyball video when the news anchor says I hope she’s doing okay and they pan to her face first in the sand. That gets me every time.
Volleyball Player
American Gladiator
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Dancing With the Stars
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Cooking Show
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Spelling Bee Kid
Random Dude
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the greatness in this clip is you see it coming from mile away and the hand shake puts it on another level
The American Gladiator one is great. The look on her face the whole time is priceless.
The news anchor from the volly ball video is fine, lets get a wake up with her
major flop sweat – guy was way too nervous
I love how the other guy starts laughing when he tells him he’s passing out. Which is probably the same thing I would have done.
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Its a dead heat between the volley ball and glenn beck show…I’m not even going to bother watching the other cuz they were so good. The reactions the other people have are the best part.
How about glenn beck…he knows the man is going down…the guys is telling the world he’s going down and Beck knows he’s got a show to run so there’s no chance he’s letting go of those cue cards. He does his best holding the guy up with one hand and even after the guy goes down he still refuses to let go of those cards. True showmanship.
Then the volleyball video…all credit goes to the camera guy. That son of a bitch knows he’s got his once in a lifetime chance at getting the shot of his life and he isn’t letting it go. He sees that fat slob clinching to the lint in his pockets and is unfased by the girl fainting. So the camera guy holds to his guns and keeps his eyes on the prize….not letting this shot go away. Thats desire, tenacity, and endurance by those two men. So saying that I’ve gotta give it to the volleyball video becuase that camera guy deserves an oscar for that shit
Wow, who knew you could pass out from Glenn Beck’s bullshit? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.
Could someone please tell me where to locate this “new hot video section” of BSS? I can’t see it anywhere.
poop
I don’t know why you keep saying the volleyball chick is face down in the sand when she is clearly laying on her back. Yes it would be a lot funnier if she was, but she clearly isn’t dickface.
Yes Mr. Loads you are correct i can see that as well.
no link to the kid fainting at the wedding?? i always liked that one with the audio turned way up…
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1023528/
That is one smooth ass faint. Best ever. Too bad he didn’t kill Beck on the way down…
Glenn Beck rules.
He seemed to be overwhelmed by the other dude’s mastery of that virtual reality shit.
The best one is the cooking show. The noise it makes when the guy buries his face into a bowl of shallots is fucking classic.
hahaha i love how he’s calling himself out.. im passin out passin out…. gone see ya fuckin later. i love these pass out clips keep me laughin all day. keep posting these for sure
Glenn Beck is a fat piece of shit, just like the rest of the cronies at Fox News. It’s a shame the fainting happened on his show, now he’s getting a ton of publicity. Mush, great work putting these vids together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxcCvtlPPgs
hahahahha
The best part about the other guy is he is just wearing jeans and his shirt and tie and blazer. fucking guy takes his tops off and hes ready for the clubs. gotta love being a new analyst