Introducing Air Water Alcohol
Designtaxi – For those who like getting drunk but dislike the taste of alcohol, Mckenzie River Corporation has created a drink for you. Called ‘Air’ (Alcohol Inspired Refresher), the carbonated alcoholic drink is virtually tasteless, colorless, odourless—like alcohol that tastes like water—so no one will know you’re getting drunk on it. The malt-based mixture contains 4% alcohol, and also comes in berry and citrus flavors. Air will soon be available at grocery stores in San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland and Seattle at 4 can for US$6.99, and US$1.74 each.
Well this should end well. I mean what could possibly go wrong with an odorless, tasteless drink that looks and smells like water that gets people fucked up? That won’t be abused or anything. Like no chance 13 year olds won’t be carrying around “Air” in their Poland Spring bottles to the next ripper that Menino throws at city hall. Seriously I’m always amazed at how shit like this ever gets approved in the first place. Like you can’t buy a large soda in Boston or NY anymore, but you can buy water that gets you shitfaced. To quote Don King…Only In America.
PS – How mad is Four Loko right now?
The first few lines of this described Coors Light perfectly
the beginning of the end for the world
Didn’t someone else blog this like a week ago, at least?
this was cool when it was blogged by barstool a week ago
I don’t get it , it says it’s virtually tasteless and odorless yet has 2 different flavors? And prez your an idiot , if you read the last sentence it says it’s being sold in stores that couldn’t be any further from boston
Hey black dude. How does it feel to stalk pres and get no recognition. You think you’ll ever get off his dick? You working on your bunker in bs hq late at night?
I don’t think 4% abv is getting anyone drunk, but that’s neither here nor there
What’s the website pres gets all his stories from? Daily mail? Daily news? Help me out guys
Peyton, BL is only 4.2%.
Pres can’t decide between drinking this or zima when he’s getting fucked by his guatemalan pool boy.
I’m more pissed off that the water has 95 calories.
Alcohol is alcohol, it has an odor you bucketheads….
how can they call it water and it be 95 calories,, guess what AIR,, a beer has 95 calories
If I see any of my friends drinking this I’m going to call them out big time…this is horse shit.. less alcohol than Bud Light and almost double the price. They might as well call this Diet Smirnoff Ice. Get the fuck out.
how the hell could you possibly have not posted the hennigan’s scotch video?
oh yea… that’s a barley pop
dudebro, BL may only be 4.2% alcohol, but it’s much cheaper than 4/$6.99 or 1/$1.74 and therefore easier to get drunk. You gonna spend $21 on 12 of these air drinks or $21 on a 30 rack of beer?
So they basically just repackaged that shitty Zima drink from a few years back.
acid trip, suck my dick
Call me when they they create alcohol that taste like milk so I can get fucked up on Cheerios. THAT will be day I die of alcohol poisoning.
“Free pistol when u buy a 12 pack”
@acid trip…Pres gets his news stories from one week old Barstool blog posts apparently.
Hey acid trip. It’s called the Daily Fail and no one thinks they’re true except pres
kinda done before and failed!!!!
smirnoff source^^^
just had a 4 loko last weekend. not the same as it used to be obviously but still blacked me out