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“Guys, you know you could be eating more pussy than you do now” Ain’t that the truth. But I’m just not sure that the blowguard is for me. Sure on the outside it sounds wonderful. Who wouldn’t want a chick to be able to vibrate their mouth on your cock and vice versa? Unfortunately it just reminds me of getting fluoride at the dentist which was my Achilles heel as a kid. Somehow I could never get my breathing right and I’d always end up swallowing that shit and puking it up. Therefore I’m afraid the same crap would happen here. I’d throw up all in some chick’s cunt. Pretty gross. So maybe I’ll just buy one for the First Lady as a wedding gift but no way I’m doing the 2 for 1 special. It’s just not for me.