Impressive show!  Bravo!  Bravo!   But seriously you can get up and walk now.    We get it.  You’re parents abandoned you and you lived in a kennel.   That sucks.  It really does.    But it’s time to move on.    You can’t go around feeling sorry for yourself for the rest of your life and pretending you’re a dog.   It’s time to grow up.   Everybody knows you can walk if you want to.   Come on.  Your knees have to be killing you.  Enough of this charade already.   You made it onto the Stool.  You won.   Time to be human again.