Last night was a busy night. It was the opening game of the NFL season. Jerry Jones personal butler was cleaning his glasses. Bill Clinton was doing what Bill Clinton does. But despite all this going on I got more emails about Ester Satorova, the girlfriend of the dude who beat Roger Federerer. Like I think Osama Bin Laden could have come back from the dead and dropped an A bomb on us and she still would have been the #1 story. That’s how hot this bitch is. Scary hot. I bet she doesn’t speak a lick of English too which makes her that much sexier. Fucking tennis dudes. I don’t know how they do it, but they get it in big time.