Introducing Our Newest Partner: Fantasy Football Champs

All of us at Fantasy Football Champs, FFChamps.com, are pumped to be the exclusive Fantasy Football Partner of The Stool! As Boston Guys, we have never missed a Smokeshow and we think El Presidente fucking rocks. And now we have the honor of making sure you all win your Fantasy Football leagues, and collect the trophies and cash so your girlfriends and wives turn the corner from bitching about all the time you spend on Fantasy Football and give you some lovin!
Barstool is the best blog on the web (we all know that) and FFChamps.com owns the ALL TIME best record in the history of Fantasy Football Index Magazine’s Expert Poll! So if you want to dominate your fantasy football league, if you want extraordinary results, trust us to deliver ‘em.
FFChamps.com already has the best price in the industry with by far the most value but we promised El Presidente, that only for Stool Readers, we will take it a step further with a super special discount of another 10 Percent through July 4th, bringing the total price for a full year premium subscription to $26.96! For the cost of pennies a day or a round of beers at the Cask — You get the top rated best performing Fantasy Football information all season long!
Nothing goes better with Fantasy Football than Fantasy! So, while we leave it up to the Stool to bring us the Smokeshow and hot chicks, we do bring you our own version, Daniela V, our Playboy model, Penn State Nittany Lion and Fantasy expert extraordinaire. With Daniela leading FFChamps.com TV, you never know how you will be delivered your Fantasy Football Info (and she knows as much about it as any of us dicks).

FFChamps.com will be bringing you a weekly video or column to Barstoolsports. We decided Christmas should come early and wanted to release our first Must-Have Player, QB Kevin Kolb.
Kolb will be a top-10 QB this year. He started two games last year and threw for 718 yards and 4 TD’s. Remember, four years ago this guy was a second round pick that threw for 3,809 yards and 30 TD’s his senior year at Houston, with only four INTs! The Eagles have given him three years to develop. He has an arsenal around him with Desean Jackson, Jeremy Maclin, Brent Celek and LeSean McCoy, plus, they are moving toward a more traditional West Coast offense — just like he played in at Houston. I wouldn’t be shocked if he throws for close to 4,000 yards and 30 TD’s, or more.
Ok, a little bit more of what you will get.
We have assembled a world-class team of writers, statisticians, and Fantasy Football experts. The Millmans, who hold the all time best record in the industry, are heading up all FFChamps.com player and team rankings, including our Fantasy Draft Cheatsheets, our in-season Weekly Player Stat Projections, and Rest of the Way Rankings. Surrounding Jon and Ian’s industry leading expertise and Daniela’s extreme hotness is Mike Courter, Mike Lietz, Scott Boyter, Rob Shaw, Bill Enright, and many more incredibly smart, talented Fantasy Football Champs.
Starting with the NFL Combine and continuing through the Super Bowl, our subscribers will get the best fantasy advice online, the most sought after draft tools, the industry’s BEST Mock Draft Software, player rankings, in-season content and advice, and one-to-one Expert Advice. We have launched a fully Smartphone accessible mobile platform, with mobile features through http://mobile.FFChamps.com (including mobile access to our Player Projections and Rest of Way Rankings), as well as more Facebook and Twitter integration, all to make sure you win your fantasy football leagues and can access it from the parking lot of Gillette Stadium.
FFChamps.com TV will feature our Experts reporting the most important information to you via video on the website, as well as a weekly FFChamps.com TV Show that will be a MUST WATCH for all serious Fantasy Football players who want to dominate their league. Our FFChamps video and TV will feature timely strategic information, and Daniela V, our Playboy Model/Hooters Bartender, Penn State Nittany Lion and Fantasy expert extraordinaire.
And, in lieu of regurgitating news that you already know via newsletter, we will now be sending out only KEY strategic Fantasy Football Alerts, on rankings changes, trade recommendations, waiver pick-ups, and anything that will help you WIN and improve your team.
Remember: To get 10% off your subscription, simply visit http://barstoolboston.ffchamps.com and click SUBSCRIBE NOW. This special Barstool discount ends July 31st.
If Daniela V could move those panties a little to the right or left, that would be great.
why would anyone pay to get fantasy football advice from a woman? Or any advice for that matter.
kolb is going to be a solid qb this year….shocker.
“10 Percent through July 4th”
“This special Barstool discount ends July 31st.”
so which is it?
Holy great tits on Daniela
she looks like Lois Einhorn from Ace Ventura.
and we all know how that ended.
http://www.freewebs.com/lois-einhorn/einhorncover.jpg
And heeeerree come the sponsors for the website. Pres, as annoying as marketing is for us readers…its apart of your business and I understand that. BUT if you are going to make money of this stuff at least clean up your shithole you call a HQ. Buy an airfreshener or something.
Her bosoms are a matter of sorcery.
Longest sales pitch in the world.
i think people throw around the title ‘fantasy expert’ a little too much
“As Boston Guys, we have never missed a Smokeshow and we think El Presidente fucking rocks”
come on now…these are really the guys you chose to bring us fantasy football advice…what a joke
I am thinking Daniela used to be Dan, and was in Playgirl
I knew I notice a new addition to the Stool yesterday afternoon, and we’ll have better luck taking chances from Gene Lavanchy than Daniela V.
BBS FFootball on yahoo?
Playboy Model and a Fantasy Expert, you mean an expert in porn fantasy right? Tell her i want to stick a football up her twat
btw pretty sure TB is going to sue you boys like he did to yahoo for using his pic…
Those bombs are Krista Lackey-esque.
No one has more pics of Daniela? As new sponsors they should do a GTA or a Wakeup with at least…
if you’re going to pay money buy rotoworld
I’ve always lived by a strategic rule of never taking advice from Hooters/Playboy models or strippers.
If you really wanted to promote your website you could have done it with one sentence: Daniela V will show her rocks when you subscribe.
http://www.danielav.com/gallery.php?dir=4
viking, you dont want to wake up with this…….
Fantasy advice. Here’s yours guys.
RB- Frank “The Tank” Gore
TE- Vernon Davis
WR- Michael Crabtree
DST- 49ers
Go 49ers!!!
i don’t care if this guys has “never missed a smokeshow” please don’t allow them to “contribute” to this site. just stick their logo/link on the side of the page with all the other shit that nobody ever clicks on.
PS – are these clowns exclusive to BSS? cuz i’d like to see the kiss-ass intros they write on the other blogs they advertise on.
If you need fantasy football advice, you shouldn’t be playing fantasy football.
I agree big sleazy. Cant stand some of the people at my draft, they read a few magazines and all the sudden they think they are jaws or hodge or somebody like that.
Throwing out a cbssportsline plug too, best fantasy football by far
Bullshit. If that twat is giving out FFB advice, I’ve got my cock buried in the wake up’s pussy right now.
Big Sleazy said: { Jun 10, 2010 – 11:06:38 }
If you need fantasy football advice, you shouldn’t be playing fantasy football
Nail on the head.
I’ll pay for a ‘massage’ in a RI AMP before I pay some website with a hot chicks tittie pic to give me FFB advice. You know ist just some fat guy splitting his time between jerking off to porn, craigslist hooker ads and Yahoo fantasy football stats.
In the words of Troy Maclure, when you’re right 49% of the time, you’re wrong 51% of the time.
definitely a tranny. if not then nice set brutal face
Donkey you’re fucked man.. She looks like Skully from the X-Files in that pic and that makes her A OK in my book. I do want to see more of her thoguh to fully judge.
this is a joke right? who the fuck wouldtake advise from these shmo’s
fuck this shit el pres, you are wasting blog space
#1 These FFChamps guys seem to be all about sucking cock with the whole we suck El Pres’s cock and we will get ur chick to suck your cock just look at this hot chick who maybe one day will suck your cock too.
NO! Stop it! If you really think some dumbass picture of a hot chick is going to sell a subscription to listen to your ass ramble about fantasy football you are wrong. Stats from fantasy football magazine are just as bogus as the magazines themselves. I have never and will never buy a fantasy football magazine.
#2 FOOTBALLGUYS.com they have a draft tool, trade analyzer tools, weekly podcasts, daily news emails and I get a fuckin text message for every stupid breaking news update. Oh yeah, all of the tools are customizable and the subscription is the same price as these other idiots.
#3 After playing for the past 5 years and winning 4 out of a possible 8 times, along with 2 of the 4 times I didn’t win being 3rd place finishes, I know what the hell I am talking about.
there is nothing wrong with paying for a fantasy site…especially if you play for real money….but i would never trust a site that needs to flaunt a chick to try and add sales…if you guys want a real site….fuck with john hansens fantasyguru site….no gimmicks…the guy has a great track record and has been doing it for years…best fantasy site…and only one you will need….this guy has been money for me…i swear by him
I can appreciate you guys advertising for your favorite sites but football has to be the easiest of fantasy sports to dominate with your own knowledge. If you watch football or pay attention to any of the news easily found online you should be able to dominate your league. Baseball with so many prospects is really the only league that you need outside help with. JMO
“Fantasy Football Expert” is an oxymoron. Anyone who pays them, is just a plain moron.
Sooo, I clicked on the video of Daniela, and instead I got a larger, grown up version of the chick from Band Camp. Where’s the video of the hot girl? False marketing on the Stool?? No!
sleazy…i would tend to agree with you…you can dominate a small money league, full of amatuers and college pals, with relative ease….i play in a league where top prize is usually around 5k(depending on the number of drop/adds)….and there are some pretty good owners…and you arent allowed to make trades(im sure most would say “wtf” and “that takes away so much of fun”…but its avoids alot of bs when dealing with money…its still very competitive and just as fun/intense)…so basically youve got to draft well and work the waiver wire hard…i really cant speak for the rest of our league because i dont communicate with many of them regularly…but i know my main rival uses the same site(we both finish in the money..in the top 3 every year)…we talk about hansens site…and it almost becomes a race during the draft to see whos going to get the guys hes really hot on first…sometimes even causing reaches(we have an odd format that really no site can prepare you for 1qb 3rb 4wr/te 1k 1 def for a starting lineup)…hansens site is the real deal…hes been in this for years…he has a great film guy in greg cosell(he has some serious credentials)on board…his site will drop some stuff on you that you wont hear/find anywhere else……@wicked…i agree…theres a ton of luck involved…but there are a few guys in the industry who make a pretty good living off of it…and consistently place well in expert leagues…and hansen is one of em