Introducing The Barstool Blackout Tour 2011
So here’s the deal. BarstoolU and Barstool Sports area launching the best frat tour in the history of frat tours. Introducing the Barstool Blackout Tour 2011. Here’s what this is gonna look like. We show up with enough blacklights, lasers, strobes, and fog to fill Madison Square Garden, along with white pinnies customized to your frat and school for the party. Frats can fucking give em out as invites if they want or whatever. They’ll probably become collecters items that you can pay your tuition on with. Or give them to chicks and get your fuck on. Whatever floats your boat. We’ll also be bringing along our own specifically picked Barstool Blackout Tour DJ (who will be announced soon) to bring down the house. Basically the best looking and sounding party you’ll go to all year. So if you want to to throw the best party this fall on your campus give us a shout. We’re gonna promote the shit out of the tour in advance on the Stool and each party will have its own video on the U afterwards that we film. We’re going everywhere too. This isn’t a New England tour.
So if you wanna be the coolest kids on campus contact us for details, email us at blackout@barstoolsports.com or blackout@barstoolu.com to book your stop on BarstoolU Blackout Tour 2011.
Booked
Sept 16th – Clemson at Sigma Chi..
“We’re gonna promote the shit out of the tour in advance on the Stool…”
Great, thanks for the warning. Call me when you’re done with this silly shit so I can come back and be a faithful reader again.
Signed,
You gotta be kidding me, right?
Wish I was still in college. Whatever at least I can look forward to my job and then going home to my gf where there is a 25% chance I will get ass that night,
cue 3 mintues till next doobah not reading anymore comment.
so you’re going to throw a blacklight party at a fraternity? Any fraternity that actually signs up for this is a joke.
gonna kill us w/this shit- fuck you
Gee – I wonder if this will be as much of a disaster as the Providence RI Event! What a $hit show that was!! You tried to blame it on the promotor, the bar, the kids from PC but as the old saying goes “you point three fingers out and they all point back at you”!!
aka a rave at a frat house…..sounds a fuckin nightmare
DooBAH and all you whiney little bitches shut the fuck up. Can’t blame Pres for cashing in on the success of the stool. You know what you can do? When there is a post about the tour, scroll to the next post! Isn’t that amazing?! You don’t actually HAVE to read those posts! Aren’t you glad I told you!
I guess Manzo isn’t hurting the cap space that much?
frat kids are a bunch of homos they should just pay for friends in college oh wait…they do
PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND
college kids have no money. stop using them as your key demographic. You don’t see me rolling down to Dorchester trying to sell Fresca and Polo lessons.
Is EP the worlds worst jew or what? no business sense whatsoever
I’m sitting down here in Cancun waiting for the Barstool Express, when you guys getting here?
I’d rather read Manzo blogs all day than go to this
This is fucking pathetic dude, aren’t you like 38 years old now? I guess you didn’t learn from the Back to Stool belly flop last year. Anybody heard from “Sammy Adams” recently?
Cue EP coming from left field to defend sam adams telling everybody how many hundreds of thousands sam made on his last tour… he’s still a flammer though so it doesn’t really matter
tom is gonna get a ton of e-mails.
by shaquita on June 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Can’t blame Pres for cashing in on the success of the stool
So many things wrong with this statement. That is, unless you measure “success” by cardboard cutout signs, several failed ventures (concerts, Stoolie Deal of the Day, bar promotions), and a 40 pound weight-gain, and translate “cashing in” to mean “pageviews.”
Shaquita, pal, let’s face it. You are defending a 35 year old creep who at this point realizes the only fruits made possible by all of his labor are the increasing number of college chicks willing to hit “accept” under his facebook friend requests.
pres, i love ya, but this reeks of a disaster/lawsuit
th104, bash Pres all you want. You are helping him by viewing his site and commenting on his blogs. If you think Pres is pathetic, how pathetic are you for trolling his comment sections to bash him? If you hate him so much why do you give a fuck and why do you come on here? He is clearly doing something right.
Also th104, you are once again proving that stoolie commenters are some of the dumbest people to walk the earth.
here comes one of the interns or the sales guy posing as “shaquita” to defend their boss.
This is sad
Eh, I am using this time commenting on his shit to distract from a boring day at the office. It might be pathetic, but it passes the time. I enjoy some of the things on this site, but like many, many viewers, I also hate the way he self-promotes himself and enjoy watching his failures. I’m not a big fan of ugly broads, but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t do one or two to pass the time.
No not at all. Just find it funny that people bitch so much when he promotes shit. All you have to do is skip the post and go to the next one.
Shaquita, how am I “dumb”? Because I add to the number of pageviews/comments? Who the fuck cares? In fact, I enjoy the fact that it gives DP a bloated, very inaccurate, sense of value.
I’m sure the local police and college administrations won’t be checking the Stool for when you’re coming to town. In the fall semester, usually only seniors are over 21. Good luck in pulling this off without any underage consumption while your banner hangs over it.
Way to rip off dayglow. Frat’s were never cool. Sick life.
th104 pageviews = more ad revenue. So how is that an inaccurate sense of value? Its very real seeing how its money in his pocket. I really could care less though don’t even know why I got into this.
Are we still talking about this Frat House Shitshow World Tour thing. WTF?
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@ El Prez : it’s been 67 minutes, but your larger point was spot-on my man.
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(No matter how much I try to get, you just keep pulling me back in!)
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El Prez 1
DooBAH 0
get *out*
Shaq, have you seen the ads on this thing? Please tell me that people are dying to know the 3 big body building mistakes…
th104 apparently has absolutely no idea how the internet works. Who gives a fuck what the ads are? El Pres has set rates that the advertisers have to pay. He gets paid minimum $500 per week per ad on this page. Click on “Buy a blogad!” and you can see the rates. He makes in a day more than you make in a week off of his ads. And honestly I don’t know El Pres, don’t really care. Its just funny that people like you are completely oblivious to how that shit works. If all of his ventures have been failures how the fuck do you think he pays multiple full time bloggers and interns?
Wow, he must make a fortune then! Dude brings in $100K a year, max, and at 35 years old, he could probably retire. I get how the ad thing works, but no real advertiser is going to pay real rates to advertise on here. He is by no means a “failure” but I can guarantee if he cleaned his shit up and learned how to run a business (maybe he should ask you… you are the only one who understands) he wouldn’t have a future as a 40-year old unemployable retired blogger.
^ you want to count out all the overhead there dude? He’s gotta pay 3 full time people, rent on that shithole, some site maintenance, etc. Probably pays himself $200k per year and declrares a loss for the company. Don’t get me wrong, that’s an ok living, but he has to pay all his own taxes, health insurance, etc. At the end of the day he has the equivalent of a $100k job, only he has no retirement and has to make his money groveling to college kids, selling t-shirts, and selling out all over the place. Not exactly knocking it out of the park for a 35 year old.
also Shaquita, the proof is in the action. NO ONE making decent money would sell t-shirts. No one. It’s like having a lemonade stand.
Wildman, I agree 100% with you. I’m saying he walks away with 100K a year, and because he has made this site unmarketable to investors, he will have to “retire” in 5 years with only “Barstool Sports” on his resume. Not sure the career path that leads him down, but I’m guessing one that involves a headset and some cold-calling.
Prez will fit in real nice with Sigma Chi at Clemson. They are honestly the gayest group of guys you could ever find. Good call Prez.
My bad wildmanpete and th104 I didn’t realize you were doing Pres’ books. I don’t even know why I got into this and am defending Pres because I could really care less. My point was that I don’t understand why people bitch so much about what he does and doesn’t do, its his website and you guys visit it either way. And about the T-Shirts, that doesn’t reflect how much he makes. In his business he would be retarded NOT to sell T shirts, he probably makes a killing off of them, I see people wearing them everywhere. But you guys win, hope you feel cool!
Don’t be so hard on yourself, Shaquita. We all learned something today.
ahaha, Pres = fag, shaquita = fag loving fag
I love how the most common rebuttal on this website is “if you hate it so much why do you read all of his blogs and then comment on them? loser!” What don’t people understand about the fact that 90% of the stool readers are office employees that will literally read anything that lands in front of them? I read the stool all the time, I also read 50 other websites on a daily basis because there is absolutely nothing else to do to pass time in a boring office. Hate to throw around cliches too often, but getting people to read the stool is like getting someone to read the list of ingredients on a pack of fucking gum – it just fucking happens.
When it comes down to it, the most valid points here are that Portnoy is a fat old fucking loser who probably makes a decent living right now, but when the stool folds in 2-3 years and old creepy Dave is forced to get a real job like the rest of us, NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE A FUCK
Shaq, you think those T-shirt sales will cover the alimony once the First Lady realizes she is married to an unemployed, 40 year old slob?
Christ Pres…you have to fly to these places. And you know those smoke interns ain’t sittin coach. Frat bros raping hoes, underage bitches drinkin. Think about it before you walk through the door. But if you guys come to UCONN best believe I’m popping 3 drops of LSD and 2 hits of X and having the time of my life.
Wiz Khalifa is coming to Clemson sept 16th for another fraternity. Have fun at an empty party
El Pres…will you finally make that above Barstool picture a sticker to buy? White stool with a black background and a black stool on a white background. Get it done already.
Love the stool, generally like Pres, but this whole thing reeks of inevitable fail. Frat parties are frat parties.
by bc1018 on June 1, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Prez will fit in real nice with Sigma Chi at Clemson. They are honestly the gayest group of guys you could ever find. Good call Prez.
There are no gay Sigma Chis. Only Kappa Sigs and Pikes get the gay.
^Definitely a member of Sigma Chi. No need to be so defensive about the fact that all normal people assume that all frat guys are gay. I have frat friends, and it was very awkward when they came out.
we’re all ignoring the fact that pres is giving out fucking PINNIES… for someone who bashes lax bros, this is the biggest fucking bro idea i’ve ever seen. good luck with anyone outside of the east coast liking your fucking white lax pinnies